Life Actually~ mango's humorous slice of living~

[balag]

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saved the best for last.. hahaha

[baju83]

da!! kasagaran man gud sa mga manawag way alam..

[mango]

[quote=dAmNseL jEnY ]
one thing i admire about the CSR is he/she is very patient in dealing with the caller on the onset of the call. if i were the rep, i'd release the call. time is precious to deal with idiots.

OT - God must love idiots- He made so many of them !!

[mango]

>>
>>
>> Conversation


>>
>> Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
>> looks over at him and asks the question.
>>
>> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>>
>> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>>
>> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>>
>> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>>
>> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>>
>> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>>
>> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
>>
>> HUSBAND : (makes audible groan)
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>>
>> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>>
>> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>>
>> HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new."
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>>
>> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>>
>> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
>>
>> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
>>
>> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
>>
>> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>>
>> WIFE: -- silence --
>>
>> HUSBAND: "sh@#%t."
>>

[chanbri]

oopss slip of the tongue!

[samsungster]

hehehe...

[GemWArrioR]

hahahahahaha . Sakspan ang Husband.

[baju83]

somehow correct...

[--Makoy--]

wa ta kahibalo.. basin ang CSR to ang naisahan. tangtang hinuon sa trabaho..hehe

prank calls

[--Makoy--]

hehe