Can I have cheezee punch lines???

[xtianubec]

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parokya ni edgar filler line

(in a bar situation)
BOY: well hey!....you come here often?
GIRL: NO...
BOY: well thats one....
GIRL: one what
BOY: something in common
GIRL: >.<

[Wynna]

boy: anong tagalog ng I love you?

girl: "Mahal kita"

Boy:Mahal din kita!

[salbahis]

mr salbahis: Boang ka day?
mrs salbahis: Amaw man ka ngano naboang man imo tawag nako?
mr salbahis: para duha nata, kay im crazy for you!!!