cool operator's cool comedy!

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pagka cool ug reaction gud ana niya!

[Sovabon]

pagka ahak baya!

[T1CODE]

so innocent

mao nay nindot banahon kay may pagka tanga...
ehehe

[tahbiapo]

hahaha wow mao na'y limpio ug hunahuna, wa'y malicia pure brotherly love

[cool_operator]

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door.

The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.

"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man.

"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down."

The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the man.

The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"

"In the Sahara Forest," replied the puny man.

"You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.

The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"

[cool_operator]

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling, and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies. "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him."

So then the foreman turn to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."

The foreman is really ticked off now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from a closet and yells: "SUPPLIES!

[cool_operator]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our *** lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."

[cool_operator]

Wendy ***

A guy was getting really involved with his girlfriend, so he went to a tattoo parlor and got her name tattooed on his *****.

When his ***** was at erect it said "Wendy", and when it was limp it says "Wy".

Well, one day he and "Wendy" went to this nude beach. They were walking along, and he saw a guy's ***** that said "Wy".

He approached him and asked him if his girlfriend's name was "Wendy". He said "No, mine says 'Welcome to the beach of Jamaica and have a nice day.'"

[--Makoy--]

saon..hehe.

[cool_operator]

Little Johnny was three-year old and put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the
left was on the right foot. She said, "Johnny, your shoes are on the wrong
feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom.
I KNOW they're my feet."

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Little Johnny and his mother returned from the grocery store and began putting
away the groceries. Then Little Johnny opened the box of animal crackers and spread
them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box
says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," then Little Johnny explained. "I'm
looking for the seal."

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One day at school, the teacher asked her pupils.
"Can people predict the future with cards?"

Little Johnny shouted, "My mother can."
"Really?" the teacher asked
"Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my
father gets home."

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Little Johnny was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. He was reciting
it all by himself without help from his mother. He said, "And lead us not
into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. AMEN."

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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, The was
interrupted by a Little Johnny about six years old. Looking up and down at
my uniform, he asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," the cop answered and continued
writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," the cop told him. "Well, then,"
he said as he extended his foot towards the cop, "would you please tie my shoe?"

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While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, the minister heard
the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently,
Little Johnny and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling
that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and
cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the
deceased. Then Little Johnny was chosen to say the appropriate prayers
and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his
father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather. .and unto the Sonnn
. ...... and into the hole he gooooes."

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Little Johnny opened the big family bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mommy, look what I found", Little Johnny called out. "What have you got there, dear"? With astonishment in
the young boy's voice, he answered, "Holy sh!t, I think it's Adam's underwear!"