cool operator's cool comedy!

[cool_operator]

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A sales company has particular trouble selling bibles. One day, a man comes in with a job application and says "l-l-l-l'd l-l-l-l-l- like t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-b-b- b-be a b-b-b-bible salesman, s-s-s-sir." initially, he doesn't want to give the job to this man, but decided to try him out.

After three weeks, the manager is looking at the charts and realizes that the newest guy is selling the most copies. Amazed, he calls him in to his office.

"You've only worked here for three weeks and you've already sold more copies than anyone else here! How do you do it?"

"W-w-w-w-w-well, l g-g-g-go up t-t-t-t-to th-the d-d-d-door and-d-d l-l--l s-s-s-say, w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-b-buy a c-c-copy o-o-of th-th-th-the b-b-b-bible, or w-w-w- w-w-would y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-like m-m-me t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-read it t-t-t-t-t-to y-y-y-you?"

[cool_operator]

UNSAON NALANG KUNG WALA NAY UTIN?

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daan pa lagi ko, pangita-on jud ninyo!

[cool_operator]

Politician Son ***

An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path... so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home.

The father told the mother, "If he takes the money he will be a businessman, if he takes the Bible he will be a priest - but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive home. He saw the note they had left, saying they'd be home later. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also.

Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all the three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I ever imagined..."

"What do you mean?" his wife inquired.

"Our son is going to be a politician!"

[cool_operator]

Buwan na sa Marso, nagsingabot na ang gradwasyon ni Dodong Janjan sa elementarya.

"Ok class, let's have a class picture!" pu'ng pa sa maestra, " And each one of you shall buy a copy of our class picture, maayo nalang ni ba kung mga dagko na mo, propesyonal na, may mga anak na, mahinumduman ninyo ang inyong mga classmates sa gamay pa mo".

"Like mao ni si Bot_yok, ako tupad cge pangodigo", sumpay pa sa maestra
"Mao ni si Lady_ayen, ako unang crush nga sige lang pamikat"
"Si phruckthoy, ang amigo nakong sip-onon"

Sa likod, mikalit og syagit si Dodong Janjan.

"Og mao ni si Mam Tapya, namatay nalang wala gyud katilaw og utin!"

[tahbiapo]

hehe nice prediction daddy

[tahbiapo]

hahaha not so looney after all nalingaw sad ko ana brand kenworth hehe once in a blue moon ra na nako masugat da

[tahbiapo]

still sluts-in-the-making... nya di pa dyud na matinuod bisan pa'g mopatul si robert redford ug brad pitt kay si mother ug si sister man ang mo-backout kay luoron sila's pisot brad ug pisot and wrinkled robert LOL

[jerx d great]

hahahaha! patay kang tapya dong! suko siya nimo! nyahahahaha!

[kd19orcinus]

luuya, matay nlang. wa jud katilaw

[cc_3125]

patay kas mga bro. green tag dyud ka ana.tsk3x.