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01-31-2007, 06:46 PM #81Senior Member
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01-31-2007, 07:42 PM #82C.I.A.
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Re: 25-inch *****
Toink!
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01-31-2007, 07:51 PM #83Junior Member
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Re: 25-inch *****
heehheheehehhe.... magpa-change nalang cya...hehehe
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01-31-2007, 07:59 PM #84Junior Member
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Re: 25-inch *****
paimna ug ****** 1,000 ML
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01-31-2007, 08:52 PM #85Junior Member
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Re: Who stole my horse?
wahahahahaa...
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01-31-2007, 09:12 PM #86Junior Member
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Re: 25-inch *****
eggs nlng lol
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01-31-2007, 09:42 PM #87C.I.A.
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Re: 25-inch *****
haha..hubag nalang ang mahabilin..
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01-31-2007, 10:18 PM #88C.I.A.
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Re: 25-inch *****
saonz..
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02-01-2007, 07:28 AM #89C.I.A.
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Witch Doctor
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." And refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say `123` and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it`s over?" The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is `1234` and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say `123` for?"
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02-01-2007, 07:34 AM #90C.I.A.
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Two Mental Patients
A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth.. VRROOOOM, VRRROOOOMM... SCREEEECH.....
"What are you doing?" enquires the doctor. "I'm taking this road train down to Barcelona," replies the ex-trucker.
Somewhat taken aback but not to be put off the doctor moves on to the next bed where he can see some very energetic activity going on underneath the covers. On pulling them back he finds a man totally naked face down into the mattress.
"And what are you doing?" asks the doctor, a little perplexed.
"Well," pants the man, "While he's in Barcelona, I'm f*cking his wife."
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