heeeeeeee. insensitive man gud ning mga laki. hahahah
1/10 ilang intuitions. lol sakto ba?![]()
heeeeeeee. insensitive man gud ning mga laki. hahahah
1/10 ilang intuitions. lol sakto ba?![]()
gikaduha jd ni siopao oh hehe agooooy
taasa ani oi...hahahaha![]()
Let me just share from the book
"WHY MEN LOVE BITCHES."
LET'S REPLACE. . .
“Do unto others as you
would have others do
unto you.”
WITH. . .
“Do unto others, after they show
you they are worthy”.
LET'S REPLACE. . .
“Love conquers all.”
WITH. . .
“Love conquers her, when she
gives all.”
LET'S REPLACE. . .
“To give is better than to
receive.”
WITH. . .
“It is better to give and receive.”
LET'S REPLACE. . .
“Charity begins at
home.”
WITH. . .
“There is no charity case in this
home.”
LET'S REPLACE. . .
“All’s well that ends well.”
WITH. . .
“All’s well for those who cover
their ‘ends’ well.”
LET'S REPLACE. . .
“Love thy neighbor.”
WITH. . .
“Love thyself first, and your
neighbor will be happier living
next to you.”
Who run the world?
GIRLS!
Last edited by angel_brey; 03-26-2012 at 03:40 PM.
“I AM NOT ENOUGH.”
VS.
“I'M ENOUGH.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE
IT.”
She calls him often and says,
“Please return my call.”
She gets back to him when
she’s free.
She is on call like a rookie
flight attendant.
She sees him when it is
convenient for her.
She makes it obvious a
relationship is her goal before
she knows much about him.
She goes out to have fun
and doesn’t make
promises to a virtual
stranger.
When he does call her, she is
mad he didn’t call sooner.
When he calls her, he is
curious where she is, and
why she’s not there.
She often drives.
He’ll pick her up or happily
go out of his way.
She asks, “Where’s our
relationship going?”
He has no clue where the
relationship is going, and
she leaves it like that.
She talks about having
babies.
She can’t remember his
last name.[/COLOR]
She asks him about the “ex.”
He brings up the ex; she
looks at her watch.
ONE = DOORMAT THE OTHER = DREAMGIRL
Meet the “New and Improved” Bitch
Let us conclude this chapter by redefining the word bitch. Think of
it as a “term of endearment.” A bitch is not a woman who speaks in
a harsh tone of voice. It is not a woman who is abrasive or rude.
She is polite but clear. She communicates directly with a man, in
much the same way men communicate with one another. In this
way, it’s easier for a man to deal with her than with a woman who
waffles or appears too emotional, because the emotionally sensitive
type of woman confuses him. The bitch knows what she likes and
has an easier time expressing it directly. As a result, she usually gets
what she wants. Here are the ten characteristics that define her.
1. She maintains her independence.
It doesn’t matter if she is the CEO of a company or a
waitress at Denny’s. She earns an honest living. She has
honor, and she isn’t standing there with her hand out (asking for MONEY from his husband/man).
2. She doesn’t pursue him.
The moon and the sun and the stars don’t revolve around
him. She doesn’t make her dates with him when her
horoscope advises that his big Mercury is about to
retrograde in her little Venus. She doesn’t chase him or keep
tabs on him. He is not the center of the world.
3. She is mysterious.
There is a difference between honesty and disclosure. She is
honest but does not reveal everything. She isn’t verbally
putting her cards on the table. Familiarity breeds contempt
and predictability breeds boredom.
4. She leaves him wanting.
She doesn’t see him every night or leave long messages on
his machine. She isn’t on a first-name basis with his secretary
in one week. Men equate longing with love. Longing is good.
5. She doesn’t let him see her sweat.
She keeps communication from getting messy and avoids
communicating when upset. When she clears her head, she is
succinct and speaks in a “bottom line” way.
6. She remains in control of her time.
She takes it slowly, especially when he wants to hurry. She
moves to her rhythm, not his, preventing him from taking
control of her.
7. She maintains a sense of humor.
A sense of humor lets him know she is detached. However,
she doesn’t treat disrespect as a laughing matter.
8. She places a high value on herself.
When he gives her a compliment, she says thank you. She
doesn’t talk him out of it. She doesn’t ask what the ex
looked like and doesn’t compete with other women.
9. She is passionate about something other than him.
When he feels he isn’t the “be all and end all” of her
existence, it makes her more desirable. Staying busy ensures
she isn’t resentful if he is unavailable. He doesn’t have a
monopoly on the rent space in her head. He doesn’t get Park
Place, and he doesn’t get Boardwalk. He gets one of those
little purple properties next to Go.
10. She treats her body like a finely tuned machine.
She maintains her appearance and health. A person’s selfrespect
is reflected in how he or she maintains physical
appearance. If he tells her he doesn’t like red lipstick, she
wears it anyway, if it makes her feel good.
Last edited by angel_brey; 03-26-2012 at 03:38 PM.
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