
Originally Posted by
rayice
Dear hopeey's BF:
This letter is your official notification pursuant to your relationship with me (hopeey) that the position you currently occupy will be eliminated forever as set forth by myself. Decisions concerning by becoming my BF have followed the said quote that "I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE" where applicable.
It is with regret that your relationship with me will end on our last break-up or the said cool-off, which was your last scheduled day of becoming my BF. This letter is your official 1-day written notification of separation due to my lack of love for you. I realize the impact that this decision will have on you, both as an individual and as an ex-boyfriend. Though I have been unable to identify any viable alternative to this official break-up at this point, Please continue with your life and stay happy without me.
your ex-GF,
hopeey