Donation

[wardog_9tn73]

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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $700,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

[WinFlo]

waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh. greedy jud si manoy.

[samsungster]

super greedy... toink!!

[narutoadik]

lolz..:P

[the_Sphinx]

this just shows how a lawyer's mind works! sa makalusot lang. hehehe....

[dexterdal]

hahahahah

[--Makoy--]

saon..hehe

[ryantampus]

ambi nko pa konsinysa ni siya... humor gyud diay... lol

lawyers goto hell?

[rednjep]

all lawyers are liars!!

[nemesis_vnz]

they NEED to be...