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  1. 02-06-2012, 08:50 PM #101
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    Quote Originally Posted by handurawan View Post
    naa njud balaod nga giumol mahitungod niini, ang nakapait kay walay implementasyon... kung kita ang mo-implementar as riding public, magkagubot gyud kay mupalag man gyud ang gisita..... gusto nko short cut nlang....


    SAMPLE:

    YOU: bai, pwede nimo patyon imong sigarilyo?!

    SMOKER: kinsa man ka nga magbuot bai?

    YOU: ( lagot mode )
    ( ibot dayon kas imong .45)
    ... bai, tagaan tka ug 10 seconds para imong patyon ang imong sigarilyo... kundi ikaw akong patyon para maibanan mo....

    hahah...
    heheheh...cool nabuhat nana nimo bro? if yes...astig ka!
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  2. 02-06-2012, 08:58 PM #102
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    Quote Originally Posted by wire View Post
    ...kasab-an nimo ang driver or ang condoctor nga mga ma-initon mana sila ulo... sa mga babae, basin ma-rape mo ug ahat nya!
    sa mga girls...mostly dili jud sila kabuhat ky vulnerable raman gud au na cila...
    sa boys, dili saka modritso kasaba but maniid saka sa attitude sa driver...in short, you have to read his personality, etc....if you can then do some move,

    like this:

    Quote Originally Posted by chrisangel View Post

    "Boss, tagpila na emong sigarilyo? ako ng paliton beh! ug akong ilabay ky murag kami namay gasuyop sa emong aso!"

    or kung bugoyun ang driver....aw mao ni aq diskarte...

    "Boss, pwde palihug pawong sa emo sigarilyo? ky hapit na musuol akong hubak sa emong aso..."

    Palungon raman sad nila.... try ninyo!
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  3. 02-06-2012, 08:59 PM #103
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    Quote Originally Posted by handurawan View Post
    naa njud balaod nga giumol mahitungod niini, ang nakapait kay walay implementasyon... kung kita ang mo-implementar as riding public, magkagubot gyud kay mupalag man gyud ang gisita..... gusto nko short cut nlang....


    SAMPLE:

    YOU: bai, pwede nimo patyon imong sigarilyo?!

    SMOKER: kinsa man ka nga magbuot bai?

    YOU: ( lagot mode )
    ( ibot dayon kas imong .45)
    ... bai, tagaan tka ug 10 seconds para imong patyon ang imong sigarilyo... kundi ikaw akong patyon para maibanan mo....

    hahah...

    hahah.. pwede ko magbuhat ug lain nga story ani??

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    YOU: bai, pwede nimo patyon imong sigarilyo?!

    SMOKER: kinsa man ka nga magbuot nako bai?

    YOU: ( lagot mode )
    ( ibot dayon kas imong desert eagle)
    ... bai, tagaan tka ug 5 seconds para itulon imong sigarilyo... kundi ikaw akong patyon para maibanan mo....
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  4. 02-06-2012, 10:14 PM #104
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    Mao ni mga tao nga bagag face....dili kabaw mosunod sa balaod....tsk3....
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  5. 02-06-2012, 10:16 PM #105
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    Mao jud ni ako kalagotan woie......samot na if naa ko sa luyo sa smoker. Ngano mani sila woie mura man nuon nakatag-iyag jeepney
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  6. 02-07-2012, 01:54 AM #106
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    wlay ngipon ang balaod
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  7. 02-07-2012, 03:49 AM #107
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    smoker man ko pero maulit kog tanaw nga naa gasigarilyo sa sulod sa sakyanan. murag dli ka hulat nga muabot sa distinasyon ug hutdon pagsindi ang isa ka kaha!
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  8. 02-07-2012, 11:38 AM #108
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    ...hahaha.. naa oi... dili lang maklaro kay nagtubo paman sulod sa ilalum sa lagos... hahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by Sikwati View Post
    wlay ngipon ang balaod
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  9. 02-08-2012, 05:46 PM #109
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    dpat naay multa..
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  10. 02-09-2012, 01:36 AM #110
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    Default Re: People who smoke inside the Jeepney...

    dapat dakpon panaogon nya multa.hehehehe
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