just for laugh

[Istiban]

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hahahahaha..

[happykatorse]

[endless eight]

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and
points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best piece of ass in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and
walks up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just
did your mother, and it was sw-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to let this get to him, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.

"And you know what?" the guy says returning once again. "Your mother was
squealing the whole time!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"

[hanybee]

.. more more more

[long4short]

BASEBALL HEAVEN

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Just like they did every day. Abe turned to Sol and asked, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?" Soloman thought about it for a minute and replied, "I dunno, Abe, but let's make a deal: If I die first, i will come back and tell you -- and if you die first, you come back and tell me -- if there is baseball in heaven."

Sadly, a few month later poor Abe passed on. One day soon afterwards, Sol was sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he heard a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol.." Sol responded, "Abe! Is that you?" "Yes it is Sol" whispered the spirit of Abe. Sol, still amzed, asked, "So, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well," Abe said, "I got good news and a bad news." "Gimme the good news first," said Sol. Abe said, "Well... there is baseball in heaven." Sol said, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?" Abe sighed and whispered, "You're pitching on friday."

[denzel]

hahahahahaha

[NoUturn]

there are lot of reasons why bisaya rules over tagalog....
here are the 3 top reasons:

1. ang LANGGAM sa tagalog ngkamang pa... sa bisaya nglupad na
2. ang PAA sa tagalog tiil pa dapit... sa bisaya duol na
3. ang KUMOT sa tagalog gahabolhabol pa... sa bisaya gakumbati na
4. ang UPA sa tagalog ng-abang pa... sa bisaya gapatong na
5. ang ABANG sa tagalog ng-atang pa... sa bisaya gitake-out na.
6. ang BOTO sa tagalog pang-election ra... sa bisaya uhmmm.......

nyahahahahahaha

[long4short]

3 women went out drinking

3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch." The second woman said, "I blew chunks." The third woman said, "I burned down my house." After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won," and the 2nd woman replied, "You don't understand, Chunk is my dog."

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[long4short]

During an Army War Game

During an army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way." The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."

yatap... hehehe... da lagi...

[xjomar]

ahaha! Tsoya ani ui!