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Thread: Best jokes ever..
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11-15-2011, 09:18 PM #61Junior Member
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11-16-2011, 06:01 AM #62Junior Member
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Re: Best jokes ever..
anak: nay nay! pahingi pong sampung piso!
nanay: aba bakit anak? mag dodota ka nanaman, tigilan mo ko!
anak: hinde nay, papatuli ako!
nanay: ay ganun ba? O ito bente!
anak: nay bat bente?
nanay: sama mo tatay mo!
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11-16-2011, 06:03 AM #63Junior Member
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Eye check
Ben : Doktora, malabo na yata ang mga mata ko.
Doktora : Tingnan mo ang legs ko.
Ben : Wala pa rin ho.
Doktora : Tingnan mo ang panty ko.
Ben : Wala pa rin ho.
Doktora : Loko! Bakit bumubukol ang pantalon mo!?
haha
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11-16-2011, 06:05 AM #64Junior Member
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Hannah: Soli ko yong nabili kong VHS tape.
Nick: anong problema?
Hannah: Walang picture at sound. Sayang suspense thriller pa yata.
Nick: Anong title?
Hannah: Head Cleaner.
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11-16-2011, 06:06 AM #65Junior Member
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Re: Best jokes ever..
Dalawang pipi nag-away
Pipi1:
Pipi2:
Pipi1:
Pipi2:
Pipi1:
Pipi2:
Grabe ang away nila noh? How sad, sayang ang friendship nila.
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11-16-2011, 06:08 AM #66Junior Member
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Re: Best jokes ever..
bata at tindera
BATA: ayu! palit ko!
TINDERA: unsa paliton nmo dong?
BATA: juice daw nang, knang sa litro pack.
TINDERA: knang powder?
BATA: ngano man? Naay bareta?
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11-16-2011, 06:10 AM #67Junior Member
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Re: Best jokes ever..
apo at lolo.
Apo: lo, nagpula man imong simud, naglipstick ka lo?
Lolo: (milantaw sa samin)
Letse! ning imung lola, wala jud mgsulti gabii nga…
gidugo diay xa!
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11-16-2011, 06:10 AM #68Junior Member
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amo at inday
Amo: inday kpg may naghahanap samin sabihin mo “umalis” “nagsimba sa quiapo” kpg tinanong kung kailan ang balik sabihin mo “malapit na”
Inday: opo ate!
(Mine-morize ni inday ung sagot pero hindi ang tanong)
(Habang naglilinis sa labas si inday, merong nagtatanong mula sa BAYGON Company
Ahente: Mom, meron po ba kau lamok, ipis, at daga?
Inday: Umalis!
Ahente: Ha?? San Pumunta.
Inday: Nagsimba sa Quiapo!
Ahente: Nababaliw na Ata to?
Inday: Malapit na!
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11-16-2011, 12:05 PM #69Newbie
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Re: Best jokes ever..
katawa lang ko oi... BWAHAHHHAHHHHAHHHAHAHHAHHHHAHA
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11-16-2011, 04:07 PM #70C.I.A.
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Re: Best jokes ever..
i dunno if this is the best joke...
kidnaper: mgkano ang kayang mong ibigay na pngransom sa anak mo?
magulang: 500 thousand...
kidnaper: di pwede!dapat may milyon!
magulang: cge, kalahating milyon.
kidnaper: cge,col!
weeee^^
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