I don't understand BEER?

[mokiloo]

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

Brian O'Rourke

Hope this makes you understand beer TS...

revision lang gamay akoa:
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk we want to drink more but we ran out of
dough to buy...then manghasi ug mang hagis ipus-pus mga lamisa ug lingkuranan mahurot ka guba
then mu palit tawn ang tag-iya sa imnanan ug bag-o...so booming ang factory sa chairs & table and furniture industry creating more jobs that generate revenue and more taxes to pay for cops to arrest those palahubog nga mang hasi...so more jobs for cops and hiring for cops...more cops ngakusog muinom so booming ang mga imnanan to afford more chairs and tables gi pang guba sa palahubog...and the cycle goes.

and also we always have san miguel in our minds thinking of him 24/7 so more likely well end up in heaven...throwing up with a mean hangover"

nyahahahahaha

[eezychair]

^^ Di.a pa @mokiloo

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Jack Handy

mao na hayahay kaayo ang nagtrabaho sa San Miguel...

[mokiloo]

^^^
well said!
we heavy drinkers should be commended for we are also considered as organ donors diba?
para lang tawn na'ay ika buhi mga trabahanti sa breweries muinom ta maayo para dili masira ang ilang gtrabahoan...we sacrifice the health of our livers same as ato ra gi donate nila. hehehehe

here's to us mga palahubog!!!! here's to health(?)!!!

[bastywarts]

i prefer hard..social drinking haha

[ambokz]

sauna kaila kog beer,specially college days,kron BEER?wa nko ana,kay kasag-o nko sa resulta.hehehe

[emailroy2002]

maka lumos man gud ang tubig, maayo ang beer kay makahubog hahahaa.

maka wala sad sa senses, like sakit sa gugma og uban pang balation nga kasakit.

[sioti49]

ang lami sa beer if ma tipsy naka... daghan na lami mahuna huna an hehehe

[moonslayer]

naa man say health benifets ang beer, pro too much is dangerous jud.

[mokiloo]

ang lami sa beer if ma tipsy naka... daghan na lami mahuna huna an hehehe

daghan pud mu-gwapa ang hitsure
pero katong grabi pud ka batig nawng kinahanglan nato ug hardliquor hahaha

[ranaticsrule]

nindot kaau ang feeling sa maka inom kay ma boost imo self-confidence ug you fell very alright