
Originally Posted by
clinically.dead
Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work. Even my colleagues forgot.
As I entered my office, my pretty secretary said "Happy birthday, Boss!" I felt special. She asked me to join her for lunch at her apartment. When we got there, she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Ok", I said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, and my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, my colleagues... all screaming "SURPRISE!"
And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED.
Moral of the story: Surprises can ruin relationships.