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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion


    wala siguro ni nakatilaw ug mastur si enrile sa?

  2. #172

    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    daghan paman untay mas importanting topic nga lalisan nila... education - kung edukado ang tawo kabalo unta siya unsay mahitabo kung mag cge ug panganak. defense - we are not fully armed to protect our sovereignty especially with the situation with china.

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    si sen. enrile man atung e bala sa china! tan awon nato kana iyahang kalaki nga masturbation mu kaon pa china ana

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    Quote Originally Posted by eezychair View Post
    so every time a woman ovulates (kay naa man daw life ang ovum, according to the good senator) and eventually undergoes a process of removing the unfertilized ovum from her body, she's already having an abortion? dang... every month diay mag.abortion ang tanan babay?
    base on his theory, yes, abortion ang menstruation sa girls. haha
    ganahan man unta ko aning enrile pero nadisappoint jud ko ani.

    i remember when i was in 4th yr highschool. our cathechist told us that masturb*tion is a sin and people should not do it. IF ma-arouse daw ka you should say this 3 times "Jesus, Joseph and Mary have mercy on me a sinner". I swear i followed what she said. Everytime makafeel kog commotion underneath sa akong brief, ako dayon to ipray "Jesus, Joseph and Mary have mercy on me a sinner". No kidding effective siya. TRY IT!

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    unsa-on naman lang tawn ang asawa naa sa layo! mangita nalang lain ka paslakan! hehehe.. dako na hino-ong sala!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tikud View Post
    Masturbation is Abortion says Sen. Enrile | Urban Meter - URBAN*METER

    SEN. JUAN PONCE ENRILE: “Well, if the man wants to satisfy himself by manipulating himself alone, if it is only for pleasure, then it interferes with the production of life. That is my belief. That is a matter of faith to me.”

    Senator Enrile believes that the sperm is a living entity and that ejaculating it outside a vagina is a form of abortion and that a sperm’s purpose is only for pro-creation and not for pleasure...
    Hmmn.. very difficult position there. The church supported calendar method interferes with the production of life and whether they admit it or not the couples do it for pleasure.
    Last edited by YellowSubmarine; 10-06-2011 at 08:02 AM.

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    ng cge na ug wet dreams si enrile hahahaha....

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    Quote Originally Posted by CocoCrunch View Post
    base on his theory, yes, abortion ang menstruation sa girls. haha
    ganahan man unta ko aning enrile pero nadisappoint jud ko ani.

    i remember when i was in 4th yr highschool. our cathechist told us that masturb*tion is a sin and people should not do it. IF ma-arouse daw ka you should say this 3 times "Jesus, Joseph and Mary have mercy on me a sinner". I swear i followed what she said. Everytime makafeel kog commotion underneath sa akong brief, ako dayon to ipray "Jesus, Joseph and Mary have mercy on me a sinner". No kidding effective siya. TRY IT!
    ako unya ni suwayan.:thuumbsup:

  9. #179

    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    Can't wait for Enrile and his generation to die off.

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    Quote Originally Posted by teslajay View Post
    unsa-on naman lang tawn ang asawa naa sa layo! mangita nalang lain ka paslakan! hehehe.. dako na hino-ong sala!
    Kini kuno bro maoy sulayi... "Jesus, Joseph and Mary have mercy on me a sinner"

    Mao nay advice ni CocoCruch bro, epektibo kuno na kay mao nay iyang ritual... Lol!

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