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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
"Remember, Jesus died for our sins so if you do not sin, he died for NOTHING."
It would be a shame to let all that effort go to waste, right?![]()
Kapoya aning storyaha oi! Sige balik anang fictitious story!
Einstein was below average in grade school and dropped out of highschool. So where and when this story took place is only in any religious nuts' imagination.
Do you want to hear the story about Jose Rizal and Lorenzo Ruiz? Right, replace name above with their names. Effin' chain mails!
Nya naai moingon diha ron desperate ang atheist, what does this fictitious story say? Dili desperate ang faithful? COME. ON!![]()
Last edited by tokidoki_v2.0; 08-23-2011 at 12:14 PM.
Dili man gyud na siya kahatag og scientific evidence ana, bay. Kay maski ang mga atheist nagtuo man og mga miracles, mga butang nga nag-exist pero dili kahatagan og natural explanation simply because their origin is supernatural.
Ang nakalahi lang sa mga atheist kay bisan klaro na kaayong wala'y scientific evidence, ila lang gihapong ipamugos nga scientific ang ilang belief. Lipat-lipaton dayon ta nila sa mga technical mumbo nga sila mismo wala makasabot. Hehehe...Unya kun di na gyud madala, moingon na lang 'I don't care. Science will have the answer in the future'. Kuyaw! Gawas nga nituo sila og mga miracles, mahilig diay pud ni sila og tag-an tag-an unsa mahitabo sa future.![]()
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