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    Exclamation Convention for those wounded in LOVE


    sent by someone wounded in love..

    Article 1 –
    All lovers, of any ***, are alerted that love, besides being a blessing, is also something extremely dangerous, unpredictable and capable of causing serious damage. Consequently, anyone planning to love should be aware that they are exposing their body and soul to various types of wounds, and that they shall not be able to blame their partner at any moment, since the risk is the same for both.
    Article 2 – Once struck by a stray arrow fired from Cupid’s bow, they should immediately ask the archer to shoot the same arrow in the opposite direction, so as not to be afflicted by the wound known as “unrequited love”. Should Cupid refuse to perform such a gesture, the Convention now being promulgated demands that the wounded partner remove the arrow from his/her heart and throw it in the garbage. In order to guarantee this, those concerned should avoid telephone calls, messages over the Internet, sending flowers that are always returned, or each and every means of seduction, since these may yield results in the short run but always end up wrong after a while. The Convention decrees that the wounded person should immediately seek the company of other people and try to control the obsessive thought: “this person is worth fighting for”.
    Article 3 – If the wound is caused by third parties, in other words if the loved one has become interested in someone not in the script previously drafted, vengeance is expressly forbidden. In this case, it is allowed to use tears until the eyes dry up, to punch walls or pillows, to insult the ex-partner in conversations with friends, to allege his/her complete lack of taste, but without offending their honor. The Convention determines that the rule contained in Article 2 be applied: seek the company of other persons, preferably in places different from those frequented by the other party.
    Article 4 – In the case of light wounds, herein classified as small treacheries, fulminating passions that are short-lived, passing sexual disinterest, the medicine called Pardon should be applied generously and quickly. Once this medicine has been applied, one should never reconsider one’s decision, not even once, and the theme must be completely forgotten and never used as an argument in a fight or in a moment of hatred.
    Article 5 – In all definitive wounds, also known as “breaking up”, the only medicine capable of having an effect is called Time. It is no use seeking consolation from fortune-tellers (who always say that the lost lover will return), romantic books (which always have a happy ending), soap-operas on the television or other such things. One should suffer intensely, completely avoiding drugs, tranquilizers and praying to saints. Alcohol is only tolerated if kept to a maximum of two glasses of wine a day.
    Final determination:
    Those wounded in love, unlike those wounded in armed conflict, are neither victims nor torturers. They chose something that is part of life, and so they have to accept both the agony and the ecstasy of their choice.
    And those who have never been wounded in love will never be able to say: “I have lived”. Because they haven’t.
    Last edited by farmboy; 07-23-2011 at 03:06 PM. Reason: source code:http://paulocoelhoblog.com/2010/08/21/convention-of-those-wounded-in-love-2/

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    Default Re: Convention for those wounded in LOVE

    All that can be summarized in 4 words.


    No pain, no gain.


    ^_^

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    Default Re: Convention for those wounded in LOVE

    it is worth it bro

    it is all worth it


    "it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all"

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    Default Re: Convention for those wounded in LOVE

    Yeah no guts, no glory. . No pain, no gain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yiennahs View Post
    it is worth it bro

    it is all worth it


    "it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all"
    Alfred Lord Tennyson

    From his poem In Memoriam:27, 1850:

    I hold it true, whate'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost
    Than never to have loved at all.

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    Default Re: Convention for those wounded in LOVE

    No pain no gain

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    love wounds..
    murag punoan sa nangka
    samad samaran
    para mobunga ug daghan
    mobunga ug tam-is

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