Religion is... - George Carlin's View

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[florigaga]

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OT: dream on!

[ulyssa_marie]

another anti-religion thread

*face palm*

[balipseyev]

Ako ni nabasahan sa net bag-o ra, murag in ani si teacher flori... hehehehe

One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:

"TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!"


Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. -Voltaire

[ulyssa_marie]

hahaha i know a similar one. i watched it in a cartoon when i was little (dont remember the title).

"have u seen 1million dollars with ur eyes? have u seen a room full of golden blocks?"
"no"
"then why do u believe that it exists?"

[nowpress*]

I'm done with this circus.

[Dyos@_ng_Istory@]

para sakin maarte ung ts , beauty shouldn't be flaunted , like mwah

eto ung belief ko , different religions but one true god

[yanong_banikanhon]

^^ OT: I just hope that you are not the reincarnation of the late mahiwagang.dyosa.

[Dyos@_ng_Istory@]

yanong u keep mentioning that , sino un?

Seriously , I totally disagree with TS's views , in fact I personally think it is sad that a person has lost faith puffy face

[ulyssa_marie]

OT:

why is there a tagalog person in a bisaya forum