Religion is... - George Carlin's View

[LeeLeePot]

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ibog ra na xa kai mas daghan ug kwarta ang simbahan kesa sa iya...lol! otherwise, dli xa mgyawyaw..heheheh..


kabalo ka TS, ang mga tao, hilig jud kaayo sila mambato ug punuan nga hitik sa bunga aron makatilaw pud sila...tsssk!

[florigaga]

ibog ra na xa kai mas daghan ug kwarta ang simbahan kesa sa iya...lol! otherwise, dli xa mgyawyaw..heheheh..


kabalo ka TS, ang mga tao, hilig jud kaayo sila mambato ug punuan nga hitik sa bunga aron makatilaw pud sila...tsssk!

my goodness!

wa ko nagyawyaw for the reason nga mas daghan ug kwarta ang simbahan. you know what i'm ranting about? kanang ilang pagkaGREEDY!

[LeeLeePot]

my goodness!

wa ko nagyawyaw for the reason nga mas daghan ug kwarta ang simbahan. you know what i'm ranting about? kanang ilang pagkaGREEDY!

asa daw banda nahimong greedy ang church? nakasuway nakag pangayo sa simbahan unya waa ka gihatagan nga makaingon kag greedy?


a person's view about an object does not mean the representation of that object in general... it just so happen na you were on the other side of things... you never were lucky i guess...

[romano]

my goodness!

wa ko nagyawyaw for the reason nga mas daghan ug kwarta ang simbahan. you know what i'm ranting about? kanang ilang pagkaGREEDY!

support your allegations of the church being greedy. give me facts, concrete figures.

[florigaga]

asa daw banda nahimong greedy ang church? nakasuway nakag pangayo sa simbahan unya waa ka gihatagan nga makaingon kag greedy?


a person's view about an object does not mean the representation of that object in general... it just so happen na you were on the other side of things... you never were lucky i guess...

the church is rich!

asking for more money fits in the category of greediness

[yanong_banikanhon]

and about the money, the catholic church is the richest of the rich! they don't pay taxes, but you have no idea how much these churches receive every mass! most especially on sundays! yeah they don't require you to give, but they'll persecute your conscience and you'll end up giving money!

kuwang na lang kay ingnan ka nila nga "you will burn in eternal hellfire once you don't give money!"

Basin dili to simbahan imong gisudlan, ha. Dugay na kong puyo aning kalibotana, wala pa gyud ko kita'g simbahang katoliko nga konsensyahon ka aron lang makadonate og kwarta inig tinghalad na nga parti sa misa.

Dili kaha kanang imong kasuko bunga lang na sa imong ka-walay kwarta? Kun wala ka'y kwarta, ayaw gud pag-donate. Di man siguro ka silotan sa Dios ana. Gawas pa, anti-GOD man ka, di ba? Nganong mosimba pa man ka. Just stay away from church on sundays. Watch TV, talk to your tranny friends, visit your local LGBT community, etc...

Wala'y magbuot sa imo unsa imong gustong buhaton matag domingo. Ayaw pud pagbuot unsa ang buhaton sa mga religious anang adlawa. Respeto lang sa pagtoo sa uban.

[florigaga]

fine. you do what you want to. i'm just sayin' my part. that ain't bad

as a matter of fact i'm stating the obvious

[sikipeks]

gaga

i assume dili ka magpray.
pero moluhod ghapon ka, motuwad, mohayang ug mobila.
sa kalami sa imong gibati, dili kaha ka maklitok sa ngalan saginoo ug mga santos?

[heisenberg69]

some of us don't believe in GOD because they haven't witness HIM in person..they can't see it...its invisible....

But why are you looking for air if you can't breath? Do you believe there is an AIR? I bet YOU believe... but you can't see it...

if you don't have air to breathe you'll be dead right now...

I hope it makes sense

[florigaga]

some of us don't believe in GOD because they haven't witness HIM in person..they can't see it...its invisible....

But why are you looking for air if you can't breath? Do you believe there is an AIR? I bet YOU believe... but you can't see it...

if you don't have air to breathe you'll be dead right now...

I hope it makes sense

air is tangible, as it was proven by science. the composition of air, the elements, how air benefits every specie in this planet! yes we can't see air, but it has proven by science that air exists, with the scientific method. in a nutshell, air has physical evidence.

how bout God? he can't be seen, and we don't even know where the hell is he! in the clouds? c'mon! planes have been travelling 50,000 feet above the earth's surface! naa kahay usa ka passenger nga nakakita ni God?

ay sayup! invisible man diay siya noh? pero kaspecial gud! sa clouds ra jud sa earth siya nagreside?

how bout kung naay planet nga nagharbor ug extraterrestrial life nga madiscover sa nasa, makaingon pa kaha ang mga religions nga kita diri sa earth were created special?

MAGKATAWA UG MAGHILAK JUD KOS KALIPAY KUNG MAKIT.AN ANG EVIDENCE SA EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE. COZ IT WILL REALLY DISPROVE THAT THERE'S NO GOD.