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    Default Re: Why the RH Bill is bad: The Real Truth behind the Supposed Truth about the RH Bil


    Quote Originally Posted by sgrnim View Post
    By: Dustin Celestino.
    Why the RH Bill is bad: The Real Truth behind the Supposed Truth about the RH Bill | Filipino Freethinkers

    My intent here is not to antagonize Pro-RH people, but to enlighten – so listen up, you narrow-minded *****s. WTF Who is narrow-minded again??!!Open your minds to the real truth…

    “The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that the Philippines is overpopulated.”
    I agree. I, myself, have observed that the Philippine is NOT overpopulated. In fact, if you use your common sense and think about it, you will realize a few things:
    1. We are not overpopulated! Look at the mountains, the jungles, the caves and the ocean floor. There are no people there!
    those places you mention are not livable. mountains are mountains and ocean floor are for fishes!! do you want to destroy nature so we can live on it?
    2. If we were really overpopulated, we would have trouble travelling. But if you go to EDSA, there’s no traffic. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EDSA?? NO TRAFFIC YOUR FACE!! ARE YOU Literally blind? Havent you noticed the traffic at all??!! When you ride the MRT, it’s not packed with people.
    3. Students in public schools are well educated because the teacher to student ratio is very low. In fact, because of our low population the government can basically guarantee that all public school students are provided books, notebooks and other school supplies.
    Dude we lack schools and teachers. the ratio now is 60 students to one teacher. We lack books and other supplies too. where on earth did you get that info that all public students are provided with those things??!! really WHAT SCHOOL??

    “The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that contraceptives are good for mankind and women.”
    1. I agree, the RH Bill is not good for women because it might draw a woman away from her one, true, universal purpose – the uninterrupted production of healthy babies. JUST LIKE MAST*RBATION
    2. Furthermore, the role of women in society and the universe is to make babies. That’s why God made women. That’s their sole purpose in life. They’re not good for anything else. Ever wonder why there are no women in the clergy? Because they’re not good enough. discreminating the other gender? That's not the reason.
    4. Women should get pregnant every single time they have *** and only immoral women enjoy *** without the possibility of conception. In fact, a better alternative would be for women, in general, to follow the example made by Mother Mary – to learn how to conceive without having ***.
    hay naku, imagine your mom being pregnant every year until she reaches menopausal period. duh

    “The RH bill will put Filipinos at risk of extinction!”
    1. I agree. If we pass the RH bill, we will become extinct, like dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are all dead. If we don’t want to be extinct, we should not pass the RH Bill. I mean, do you really want to be a dinosaur?
    who's ignorant now. DID dinosaurs ever implement RH BILL? DONT COMPARE dinosaurs to humans.
    2. In my opinion, it wouldn’t even be far-fetched to speculate that the most probable reason the dinosaurs became extinct was because they used contraceptives.


    “Our population is our biggest asset!”
    1. In my opinion, people should make as many babies as they can because the population is not a problem. In fact, the more babies a person has, the more assets he has. Forget real estate properties, stock investments, or Jollibee franchises. The real secret to increased wealth is babies.
    poverty is due to over population. go to the squatters area and see for yourself
    2. If you have 15 babies, you’re practically wealthy because babies are assets:
    2.1 If you need money, you can sell them. WHO IS IMMORAL NOW?? SELL THE BABIES??!! THIS CAME FROM BEING CATHOLIC AND RELIGIOUS??!!
    2.2 If you can keep them alive until they can walk, they can one day beg for money in the streets –YOU WANT YOUR BABIES TO BEG IN THE STREETS FOR YOUR FAMILY? WTF YOU ARE PROMOTING THIS WAY TO MINIMIZE POVERTY?? Oh GOD!! they’re going to have to anyway because there’s no way in hell you’ll be able to provide for all of them on your own.
    3. If ever a person is not able to feed the 15 babies he made, it’s the governments fault, because it’s the governments sole responsibility to make sure that every Filipino baby is fed. ITS YOUR FAMILY/. YOU MADE THEM SO BE RESPONSIBLE AND DONT BLAME THE GOVERNMENT FOR YOUR ACTIONS!!

    ***. As soon as this bill is approved, Filipino people will run the streets naked and start a national orgy! WHO's IMMORAL AGAIN?

    “The RH Bill is wrong because the priest said so, and priests are never wrong.” REALLY?? SUV MY FACE!! They are the corrupt and abusive. They arent holy anymore. they even rape and harass other individuals for their own sake.
    The biggest reason why we should not pass the RH Bill is because the priests told us that we shouldn’t. As anyone should know, priests, men of the clergy, should be the authority on sexual and reproductive matters because they have the most knowledge and experience with *** and reproduction. They are true sexperts – legendary masters of erotic affairs. If you are a real Catholic, you would do everything they say, because they’re always right.
    This guy and the people who brainwashed him or whoever is a ***** and idiot. dumb and stupid,

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    Default Re: Why the RH Bill is bad: The Real Truth behind the Supposed Truth about the RH Bil

    Satire? hehehe

    Cheers!

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    Default Re: Why the RH Bill is bad: The Real Truth behind the Supposed Truth about the RH Bil

    I've already read this one at Filipino Freethinkers | A fellowship of atheists, agnostics, deists, humanists, skeptics, and freethinkers in the Philippines and around the world. If you think the article is funny, wait til you read the comments.

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    Default Re: Why the RH Bill is bad: The Real Truth behind the Supposed Truth about the RH Bil

    Quote Originally Posted by CocoCrunch View Post
    This guy and the people who brainwashed him or whoever is a ***** and idiot. dumb and stupid,
    L-O-L.

    Satire meet CocoCrunch.

    CocoCrunch meet Satire.

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    Default Re: Why the RH Bill is bad: The Real Truth behind the Supposed Truth about the RH Bil

    honestly.... i was expecting of tough punchlines nga maka-ingun jud nako nga don't support RH! but wa pa ganeh ta kaabot sa half mura'g klaro najud kaayu nga desperate kaayu ang article...

    i will give my fair share pud coco..

    and to prevent other people from thinking otherwise..

    “The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that the Philippines is overpopulated.” -It ain't an assumption, it's a clear and present danger. Human density per square meter in the cities is huge..
    I agree. I, myself, have observed that the Philippine is NOT overpopulated. In fact, if you use your common sense and think about it, you will realize a few things:
    1. We are not overpopulated! Look at the mountains, the jungles, the caves and the ocean floor. There are no people there! True! but if we care of our environment then we will not choose to populate there. Say a couple will put a house in the mountains, others then will follow, and from there a civilization will develop rapidly considering there aint control, and from that pollution develops, and pollution is a problem. Didn't you guys miss the cool rivers and mountains? Basic explanation will be it's just not suitable for settlement if we want to preserve earth.
    2. If we were really overpopulated, we would have trouble travelling. But if you go to EDSA, there’s no traffic. When you ride the MRT, it’s not packed with people. haven't been there, but i can say you surely miss the news
    3. Students in public schools are well educated because the teacher to student ratio is very low. In fact, because of our low population the government can basically guarantee that all public school students are provided books, notebooks and other school supplies. and i doubt the writer aint a filipino

    “The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that contraceptives are good for mankind and women.”
    1. I agree, the RH Bill is not good for women because it might draw a woman away from her one, true, universal purpose – the uninterrupted production of healthy babies. WRONG. But TRUE women's purpose is to produce healthy babies but WRONG that it must not be controlled. We're living in a finite world and if we grow exponentially, we will be canned.
    2. Furthermore, the role of women in society and the universe is to make babies. That’s why God made women. That’s their sole purpose in life. They’re not good for anything else. Ever wonder why there are no women in the clergy? Because they’re not good enough.patay ka sa mga babaye ani
    3. Contraceptives would allow women to enjoy the benefits of physical intimacy while maintaining a successful and productive career, if she so chooses. That is so wrong. Only men should be able to enjoy that privilege. patay nasad ka sa women's right ani
    4. Women should get pregnant every single time they have *** and only immoral women enjoy *** without the possibility of conception. In fact, a better alternative would be for women, in general, to follow the example made by Mother Mary – to learn how to conceive without having ***. HOW?

    “The RH bill will put Filipinos at risk of extinction!”
    1. I agree. If we pass the RH bill, we will become extinct, like dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are all dead. If we don’t want to be extinct, we should not pass the RH Bill. I mean, do you really want to be a dinosaur? It would then be more in-humane if we won't plan the future for our next generations. Do you want to see our children kill themselves like animals because of scarcity?
    2. In my opinion, it wouldn’t even be far-fetched to speculate that the most probable reason the dinosaurs became extinct was because they used contraceptives. HAHAHAHA
    3. Population decline is just bad for nations. Just look at the countries which have a declining population – Italy, Japan and Singapore. They’re in such a bad shape. The Philippines obviously has a better economy and has a higher literacy rate than these countries. In fact, many Italians, Japanese, and Singaporeans go to the Philippines for work. That only goes to show that a decline in population is bad for the economy. Asa ni siya gikan ani balitaa?

    “Our population is our biggest asset!”
    1. In my opinion, people should make as many babies as they can because the population is not a problem. In fact, the more babies a person has, the more assets he has. Forget real estate properties, stock investments, or Jollibee franchises. The real secret to increased wealth is babies. more babies = more supply demand < current supply production, then, babies = liabilities
    2. If you have 15 babies, you’re practically wealthy because babies are assets: babies = liabilities
    2.1 If you need money, you can sell them.Catholic you say?
    2.2 If you can keep them alive until they can walk, they can one day beg for money in the streets – they’re going to have to anyway because there’s no way in hell you’ll be able to provide for all of them on your own. HAHAHA
    3. If ever a person is not able to feed the 15 babies he made, it’s the governments fault, because it’s the governments sole responsibility to make sure that every Filipino baby is fed. we are the government you fool
    4. The best way a person can contribute to his country is to contribute to its population. then contribute to its growing liabilities

    “The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that reproductive education and contraceptives will effectively reduce cases of abortion.”
    1. Reproductive/contraceptive education will have no effect on the number of abortion cases. In my opinion, these abortion cases will not lessen because women will continue to have abortions regardless of whether they are pregnant or not. then practice safe *** to prevent abortion
    2. Abortions cannot be prevented. It’s just something that women naturally do. Like shopping, for example. patay nasad ka diri.. haha

    “The RH Bill is wrong because it will make people participate in extra-marital and pre-marital ***.”
    1. By approving the RH Bill, we as a nation, are practically encouraging our people to engage in immoral activities. that's a matter of choice
    2. We must protect our moral values and reject the RH Bill. Because, currently, not a single Filipino engages in pre-marital *** or extra-marital ***. As soon as this bill is approved, Filipino people will run the streets naked and start a national orgy! HAHAHA
    3. The root cause of extra-marital and pre-marital *** is one’s exposure to contraceptives. There is just something in contraceptives that people find very arousing. bitaw? hahah
    4. In Western countries, men lure strange women into bed by showing them condoms. we aint western
    5. If we ban condoms, absolutely no one would engage in pre-marital or extra-marital ***. but will likely increase abortion

    “The RH Bill is wrong because it assumes that parents don’t teach their children about ***.”
    1. The truth is that parents talk to their children about *** all the time. It’s so not awkward. The dad usually tells his children how he takes off all his clothes, does a sexy Tiger growl and makes sweet, sweet music with their mother’s body. HAHAAHAH
    2. Also, a father usually advises his daughter that if she’s going to have *** with her boyfriend, she should use a condom. Sometimes the father even drives the daughter to the boyfriend’s house and waits for the couple to finish. HAHAHAHAH
    3. Filipino daughters don’t have *** without the father’s permission. Unwanted pregnancies or teen pregnancies never happen to Filipino girls. That’s why we do not need the RH Bill. panahon paman ni ni padre damaso

    “The RH Bill is a conspiracy.”
    1. It’s lies, all lies! and it's written in paper

    “The RH Bill is wrong because the priest said so, and priests are never wrong.” tell that to the priest i know that hangs out at mango avenue
    The biggest reason why we should not pass the RH Bill is because the priests told us that we shouldn’t. As anyone should know, priests, men of the clergy, should be the authority on sexual and reproductive matters because they have the most knowledge and experience with *** and reproduction. They are true sexperts – legendary masters of erotic affairs. If you are a real Catholic, you would do everything they say, because they’re always right. DAMN RIGHT!! hahaha

    bitaw.. kidding aside.. mura'g bugal2x rani nga blog.. if for seriousness sake then the blogger greatly failed, kai judging on the article it exposes the reason why we should support RH bill rather than going against it..

    it's either an epic fail or a devise to support RH bill in a logical way.

    kudos to the blogger though..

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