a$$...
once upon a time the body parts who was the most important of them all. the brain said me because i control everything. the heart said me because i pump blood. the hand said me because i do all the labor. the feet said me because i bring you to different places. then the a$$ said me. everybody laughed. so they put it to the test. the brain stopped and the body went into coma. a lot were impressed. then it was the heart's turn. the heart stopped pumping blood and the body had cardiac arrest and everybody was impressed. then the a$$ stopped doing his job. at first nobody felt the effect but sooner everybody started feeling different. they asked the a$$ to function again but the a$$ said i will only function again if all of you acknowledge that im the most important part. so everybody gave up and praised the a$$ and the body started to feel better again.
the moral of the story...
even a$$h0L3$ play an important part in the society...
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07-14-2011, 08:51 PM #11Elite Member
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Re: if u were apart of the humanbody..wat wud u b n y?
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07-14-2011, 09:19 PM #12C.I.A.
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ear.. paminawn tika hangtod sa hangtod...
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07-14-2011, 09:25 PM #13Junior Member
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Re: if u were apart of the humanbody..wat wud u b n y?
eyes eyes baby lang ko.. hanggang tingin nalang... tsk
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07-14-2011, 09:53 PM #14Senior Member
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hands so i can reach out pero after reading this ass nlang oi
Originally Posted by robstaman
a$$...
once upon a time the body parts who was the most important of them all. the brain said me because i control everything. the heart said me because i pump blood. the hand said me because i do all the labor. the feet said me because i bring you to different places. then the a$$ said me. everybody laughed. so they put it to the test. the brain stopped and the body went into coma. a lot were impressed. then it was the heart's turn. the heart stopped pumping blood and the body had cardiac arrest and everybody was impressed. then the a$$ stopped doing his job. at first nobody felt the effect but sooner everybody started feeling different. they asked the a$$ to function again but the a$$ said i will only function again if all of you acknowledge that im the most important part. so everybody gave up and praised the a$$ and the body started to feel better again.
the moral of the story...
even a$$h0L3$ play an important part in the society...
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07-14-2011, 09:59 PM #15Elite Member
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Re: if u were apart of the humanbody..wat wud u b n y?
i'd rather be the toes.. coz without them you can't balance.. i don't want to be the @$$ though coz that stinks down there.. hahaha!
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07-15-2011, 08:13 AM #16C.I.A.
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mata ako ganahan kay makita nko tanan ako gusto makita. hehehe
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07-15-2011, 08:36 AM #17Banned User
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Re: if u were apart of the humanbody..wat wud u b n y?
the feet... i like to walk.. walk...walk..walker gud ko
bitaw, i'd be the heart. it is the seat of all emotions. i'd rather feel than think.
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07-15-2011, 08:54 AM #18 Re: if u were apart of the humanbody..wat wud u b n y?
Question and Answer portion mn ni sa Happy Yeppy Yeheyy gahapon
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07-15-2011, 09:05 AM #19C.I.A.
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hypothalamus....
i want power
control over things
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07-15-2011, 09:07 AM #20Banned User
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Re: if u were apart of the humanbody..wat wud u b n y?
and so? Originally Posted by yanzkii
wa ko nangutana
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