A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order and sit down at a large table
The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting "Fifty-one days,Fifty-one days,Fifty one days!"
Soon m, three more blondes arrive, take up their drink and the chanting grows.
"Fifty one days, fifty on days, fifty one days!"
Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof.
"Fifty one days, fifty on days, fifty one days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her are. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts
Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high fives, all the while chanting, "Fifty one days, fifty on days, fifty one days!"
The bartender cant contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.
When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes,"Whats all the chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought the picture pipes up, " Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us!, so we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle an put it together. The side of the box said "two to four years", but we put it together in Fifty one days!!!
Blondes
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