****** Coffee

[sassy_girl]

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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had *** for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's *** drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him ******?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the ****** into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best *** that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

[--Makoy--]

mcdo scandal..hahahahaha

[T1CODE]

nganong didto man pud nimo gipainom la?
mcdo scandal nuon...
hehehe

[WinFlo]

hahaha. na unsa man si Lola uy ngano la sa balay paimna ug coffee si Lolo.

pero may gani kay gipatiwas sila sa taga mcdo, unsa kaha ug gipa-undang?

[tahbiapo]

haha a grabeh sa mesa pa dyud ni ronald

[medwarc]

butangi!!!!! pap-pa-rap-pap-pap love ko ko!!!

[tania]

ban for life...

[nyxgorf]

awwww.... lgi.. wrong place...

[popoy2]

way video ani hahahaha

[bisan-unsa]

bago scandal ...