A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet,Her husband came home unexpectedly so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: Dank in Here
Man: Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: That's nice
Boy: Want to buy it. ?
Man: No thanks.
Boy: " My dad's outside. "
Man: O.K How much.?
Boy: 2,000 Pesos
In the few weeks , it happens again the boy and mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: Dark in Here
Man: Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball Glove.
Man: How much.?
Boy: 7,000 Pesos
Man: Fine.
A few days later, The father say to the boy. "Grab your Glove." Lets go outside and toss baseball." The boy say's I can't I sold them".
The father ask's "How much did you sell them for.? The son say's 9,000 pesos. The Father say's that's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.That is way more than two thing's cost.I'm going to take you to the church and make you confess."They goto church and the father alert the priest, And makes the little boy sit in cofession booth and closes the door.
The boy say's " DARK IN HERE"
The priest say's " Dont start that shxxxt again.........
Dark in Here
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