8 Amazing Things That Have Happened Since Kris Aquino Stopped Having S3x

[estuans]

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Kris Aquino has declared that she has not been having *** and that’s the reason why, among many other good things happening in her life, her movie with her son James “Bimby” Aquino Yap, “My Little Bossings,” was the top-grosser in the Metro Manila Film Festival.

We had to investigate this phenomenon. Although we do not personally believe that what she does or does not do in her bedroom should be held against her in any way, we do want to investigate her claim that her celibacy has contributed to her recent good fortune and, if possible, maybe good fortune for the entire universe as well?
While Ms. Aquino has indicated no clear timeline from when she stopped playing “hide the salami,” it is very clear that it would take some time for her celibacy to somehow have an effect. It was up to our investigative powers to determine what that timeline is.
8. Pinoy wins 3rd place in Australian Solar Car Race

7. After two years since his last win, Manny Pacquiao defeats Brandon Rios via unanimous decision.

6. The 1960’s Batman TV series is finally available on video!

5. Snapchat explodes in the world’s consciousness after rejecting a $3B offer from Mark Zuckerberg: co-founder is Filipino.

4. Philippine GDP is pegged at 7.0% in 2014.

3. Rose Fostanes wins X-Factor Israel!

2. This year, there were zero casualties in the Black Nazarene procession.

1. Since October, despite an annual high, HIV and other STD cases have been going down.

Source: 8 Amazing Things That Have Happened Since Kris Aquino Stopped Having ***

[Iamalbertrebs]

Okay will I just read this somewhere... how much more if wala na cya

[digitalsuperman]

wala nalang diay toy kwenta ang Yolanda ug Linog, apilon pud to natong Zamboanga Seige ug katong pag atake sa sultan of sulu sa sabah. puros ra diay maayo ang gi-ihap!

[junnix]

Bias report hehe

[kit_cebu]

top grosser ang my little bossings kay? ? ? di man ka-sulod sinehan ang bata nga way kuyog inahan/amahan/both...
and dili unta ganahan ang ginikanan kay way lami, bayad nalang apil sa 200 kay di kasulod ang bata ra...

top grosser...nice...kalidad sa salida nga pwede ra huwaton sa pirated...

ang biofilm nuon nga calungsod, wa gyud tawon...

[THE KID]

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[aljy]

haha kuyawa gud diay..she has control of our fate.haha

[janhenz1]

wrong forum.
moved to humor.

<edit> doesn't belong in the humor section as well.
thread deleted.

[naturalborn_loser]

wrong forum.
moved to humor.

<edit> doesn't belong in the humor section as well.
thread deleted.