U.S. Navy...

[master_s0n]

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This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio communication between a U.S. NAVY ship and Canadian authorities off the cost of Newfoundland, October 1995. Radio log released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10/10/95:

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse . . . Your call.

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[mastersun23]

Haha. pagka.

[Blah-Blah]

DAH.. isug ka?

[cptn_star]

wala ma'y manobela ang lighthouse...towawawaw...

[joshua259]

hahahahaha this is really stupid and so funny...

[dricoy]

kayasa....mao na sakto tubag jud...waahhaha

[krstn is sensen]

pastilana !

[REALSTATE]

nya nya palag?! hehehe , change course nlang gud!!

[prukutung]

nyahahahahah!! gahi man ulo gud!! nya asa man ka agi bai? hahaha ^^

[nyxgorf]

awwww... naa raman diay na.. hehehe. lighthouse lgi!