[wa koy laing trip..] FUN FACTS

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Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those

who don't.
---imagine if you had 10 wives that's +50 years..lol


There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse.
---everybody is "coming" here..omg, i'm coming <--- that's their perfect welcome slogan.


The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
---he really must've hate himself for inventing that.


Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
---which head was he talking about?


Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you

lose weight!
---for your nose only, no eating please.


Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
---would i blow if i'd accidentally eaten the other ingredients along with

the peanut?


To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement

made by swearing on their testicles
---if this would be applied nowadays many would lose thier balls


One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.
---oh i see, so that's the reason why helmets nowadays aren't full face

cover.


In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the

loudest and longest!
---facemask, gasmask and the likes were sold like hotcakes at that time as

well.


In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or

"Prostitute".
---i would literally hate my parents if they do.


Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.
---if you had drank a pee-smelling beer, you know who did the prank on you


Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!
---poor donkey, don't worry shrek will rescue you one of these days.


40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
---if you are going to give a pair of shoe as a gift, make sure it isn't

pointed.

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puno ni nku sa stock knowledge...nice one