If we had ERAP, the US now has BUSH... :mrgreen: I know it sounds really bad that the WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MAN is as dumb as a doorknob, but hey, what can we do...?
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Anyhow, here are some of his more famous quotes, please feel free to add to these:
1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 :mrgreen:
3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
11) "The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?" ----New York Times, 23rd October, 1999
12) "I believe the town where I used to come – from Houston, Texas, to enjoy myself, occasionally too much – will be that very same town, that it will be a better place to come to." – on the tarmac at the New Orleans airport, Sept. 2, 2005
13) "The fact that (Gore) relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign." ---New York Times 4th March 2000
14) "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." ---Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
15) "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."--- Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
16) "It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." ---Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
17) "The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." ---in an interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
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"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a-a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." ---Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001
19)
Bush: "I talked to my little brother, Jeb - I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of - I shouldn't call him my little brother - my brother, Jeb, the great Governor of Texas."
Jim Lehrer: "Florida."
Bush: "Florida. The state of the Florida."
News Hour With Jim Lehrer, PBS, 27th April 2000
20)
Question: "When you're not talking about politics, what do you and your father talk about?"
Bush: "Pussy." 
To David Fink of the Hartford Courant, 9th April 2000
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Taken from:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/g...10bushisms.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/c...naquotes_2.htm
http://www.endevil.com/Bushquotes.html
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The Wisdom of George "Dubya" Bush
Originally Posted by fingolfin
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