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    Default ♥♥♥hahaha... INDAY cHrOnICLEs!!^_^♥♥♥


    Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa
    probinsya,nama sukan si Inday bilang
    katulong sa Maynila.Habang ini
    interview ng amo...

    Amo: Klangan namin ng katulong para
    mgayos ng bahay,mgluto,mglaba,
    mgplantsa,mmalen gke,at mgbantay ng mga
    bata.Kya mo ba ang lhat ng ito?

    Inday: I believe that my trained skills
    and expertise in management with the
    use of standard tools, and my
    discipline and experience will
    contribute significantly to the value
    of the work that you want,my
    creativit y, productivity & work-
    efficiency and the high quality of
    outcomes I can offer will boost the work
    progress.

    Amo:[nosebleed]

    Nkaraan ang dalawang araw,umuwi ang
    amo,nkitang me bukol si junior.

    Amo:B akit me bukol si junior?

    Inday :Compromising safety w/ useless
    aesthetic s,the not-so-well engineered
    archit ectural design of our kitchen
    lavatory affected the boy's cranium
    with a slight boil at the left temple
    near the auditory organ.

    Amo:[n osebleed ulit]

    Kinagab ihan,habang naghahapunan.

    Amo:Bakit maalat ang ulam?

    Inday: The consistency was fine. But you
    see, it seems that the increased amount
    of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the
    taste drastically and those actions are
    irreversible. I do apologize.

    Am o:[nosebleed na naman]

    Donya: Bkit tuwing paguwi ko, ndadatnan
    kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

    Inday: Because I don't want you to see
    me doing absolutely nothing.

    Dony a:[hinimatay]

    Knabukasan, snamahan ni Inday si junior
    sa principal's office dahil di mkapunta
    ang amo at donya.

    Princi pal: Snuntok ni junior ang knyang
    kaklase.In day: It's absurd! It was never
    a fact
    that he will inflict a fight. I can only
    imagine how you handle schizophrenic
    kid s on this educational
    insti tution.Revise ur policies because
    they suck!

    Princip al:[nag resign]

    Pgdat ing sa bahay,nandun na ang amo,
    galit na galit.

    Amo: Inday,bakit ngkalat ang basura sa
    likod ng bahay?!

    Inday : A change in the weather patterns
    might have occurred wrecking havoc to
    the surroundings.The way the debris are
    scattered indicates that the gust of
    wind was going northeast causing damage
    to the path it was heading for.

    Amo:[nos ebleed ulit]

    Habang ngluluto si Inday ng hapunan,
    mlikot si junior.

    Inday : Stop your raucous behavior.It is
    bound to result in property damages &
    if that happens there will be
    corresponding punishment to be inflicted
    upon you!

    Junior:[ takbo sa CR, punasan ang
    nagdudugong ilong]

    Pgkata pos mgluto,nanood na ng TV si
    Inday.Nbalitaa n nya umalis si Angel
    Locsin sa GMA 7.

    Junior:Bki t kya sya umalis?

    Inday : Sometimes, people choose to leave
    not because of selfish reasons but
    because they just know that things will
    get worse if they'll stay.Leaving can
    be a tough act,& it's harder when
    people can't understand you for doing
    so.

    Junior:[tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

    Nung gabing yon,me ngtext ke Inday. Si
    Dodong,ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto
    mkpg text-mate.

    In day: To forestall further hopes of
    acquaintance,m y unfathomable statement
    to the denial of your request- Petition
    denied.& amp; lt;br
    Di nagla-on,dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong,
    nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di
    tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at
    nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.

    Inday : The statute restricts me to love
    you but you have the provocations.The
    way you smile is the proximate cause why
    I love you. We have some rules to think
    of. We have no vested rights to love
    each other because the upper household
    dismiss ed my petition!

    Dod ong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what
    you seem to contrive as any affections
    for you are somewhat half-hearted. I
    was merely attempting to expand my
    network of interests by involving you
    in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you
    can expect an end to any verbal
    articulati on from myself.

    Me dumaan na mamang basurero,at narinig
    ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

    Basur ero: Be careful in letting go of
    the things you thought are just nothing
    because maybe someday you'll realize
    that the one you gave away is the very
    thing u want to stay

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    Ow, that's BS
    LoL

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    nosebleed pud ko.. wahahaha

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    wow socy kayo mga maid . driver ug basurero. english major siguro sila.

  5. #5
    LOL nosebleed sila ni inday ui









    "Bad Habits Pay Off in The Long Run"

  6. #6
    bagsika jud nis inday oi

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    hay. T_T

    funny man gud cge na lang

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    hahahaha...hanep!!

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    pildi tang tanan.hehe

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