Q & a

[jlodarl]

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you'


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.




Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.



Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.




Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.




Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

[Nammies]

Malingaw ko ani so heres more..

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other.
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell".

[Ljane]

nice, hehehe

[jlodarl]

ka faeeeeeeetttttttsssssssss....

[mnm]

nyahahhahah...

[peewee_toot]

hehehehe

lingaw2x.