Duha (2) ka Pari

[rodtecs]

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Usa ka higayon niana, may 2 ka pari nga nagka-istoryahanay.

Pari 1: Kabalo ka dri, duna koy isulti kanimo.

Pari 2: Unsa man na dre? (naghinam hinam nga mamati)

Pari 1: Kagabii, dihay usa ka babaye, gwapa ug seksi kaayo, misulod sa akong kwarto.

Pari 2: Unya, unya, unsa may nahitabo? (Nahasiga ang mata sa Pari)

Pari 1: Gipiyong nako ang akong mga mata ug nag-ampo, human midagan kusog ngadto sa gawas sa kwarto.

Unyha misumbalik pangutana ang Pari 1

Pari 1: Dre, kon ikaw ang naa sa akong kaugalingon, unsa may buhaton nimo?

Pari 2: Aw, sayon ra kaayo na, ang akong buhaton pareha nimo, MAMAKAK!!!

NGEK!!!!

[clarkhkent]

Boy: Blessed me father for I have sinned..
Pari: Go ahead my son..
Boy: Nanlili ko ug babae, naligo man tu cya, kita
iyang dughan, dako kayo ug t0t*y,
Puti kayo ug paa, nya gahubo ug panty..
Pari: Unsa pa?
Boy: Wa na kay ni brown out man.
Pari: At*y ning VECO oi!

[reongimvill]

Babaye: Father aduna koy dakong problema!!

Pari: unsa man inday? sige ayaw kauwaw..

Babaye: Father, kung makadungog ko ug lalake nga mamalikas, di nako mapugongan nga makipag-s*x niya..

Pari: mao bah? *****a gud!!?

[tongyong]

naaaaaa wa!na...pwerte na dyud diay ning mga pari karon noh?

wakekekekeee

[cebuana2]

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts and shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. While sitting on the beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery, a "drop-dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare and when she smiled and said, "Good morning Father", "Good morning Father", nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits - these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them - and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.) Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good morning Father", "Good morning Father", and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?"

"Oh Father, don't you recognize me? Take a good look, now close your eyes, add a hat and gown. I'm Sister Angela!"

[wang_AN_YU]

hehehehe

[digitalsuperman]

Babaye: Father aduna koy dakong problema!!

Pari: unsa man inday? sige ayaw kauwaw..

Babaye: Father, kung makadungog ko ug lalake nga mamalikas, di nako mapugongan nga makipag-s*x niya..

Pari: mao bah? *****a gud!!?

hahahah...ataya...hahahaa..

[wang_AN_YU]

hahahaha... ka lingaw.

[wilner]

hahha funny....

[lana21]

hahahahaha...nice..more more more more