Ganito Kar Rin 'bang Mag-English????

[BONG2Y]

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The following is a true email sent by a common friend
who broke up with her boyfriend recentLy. This is an
unedited email and just enjoy reading.....

hi,
after i read ur email..i now fully understood...im so sorry for what i have done...diko talaga alam..i wont let that time happen na u will let go of me na...i'll be the one to do it...its reli hard..hard..hard...to dis....but i think i must...we must..to set free of our ourselves....ur not happy wid me anymore, i know that,coz i can feel it...so many times na i did try my best to cope up between us...but still walay nahitabo...i know i deserved all this...this is my 3rd times...sumbody's broke my heart..dont u wori i deserved dis....

i think its proven na cguro many times nga gi indian ko nimo,many times nga gi ignore ko nimo...how stupid i am, im still wanting d person who dont love me anymore....

despite sa imong gpangbuhat even it hurts and all d insults iv received...diko magawang magalit sau....and ur forgiven for doing dat!!!

sana man lang na hindi ka perpektong tao....]

i think its time to say goodbye......im doing dis not because dat i want to be free wid u...maybe i just want to let go of u na....

if u love somebody..u must to sacrifice....i did!!!!

im very10x sorryyyy....

if u'l gonna change ur mind....just come back to me(hopefuli im still single at tym.....)))

I LOVE U WITH ALL OF MY HEART!!!!!!(thanks for the time)


GOD BLESS!!!!!!!

[samsungster]

dili man tingali ni humor....

[isaac95]

Unsay may naka-HUMOR ana? Sakto man ang iya message........ Is it because how she wrote it with a wrong spelling? As of now, it doesn't matter how she wrote it in a wrong spelling, the important was the main thought expressed and understandable...

Therefore I conclude that those is not a HUMOR........

[BONG2Y]

dia pa:

TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS LETTER,
CONGRATULATIONS!!..Smile

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has been preserved in its original,
unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may
try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with
feelings...

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October 1996

To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why?
What reason you can think about but you're very fat
body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his
toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really
can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore
because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're
habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and
always calling to their house what he go home or this
or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school
or in his family and then asking you to exercise
you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it.
Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about.
What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose
Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not
have the right to called me whatsoever or else
different name one time or the other for the real
purposed to insults my personality because I'm never
call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the
backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling
me different name, I don't have any other choice
but to call you other different name to. Like you are
a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.
Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me
because I am the more sexier than you when you look to
us in the mirror.

I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she
is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.
There you go.

[zyLe]

maybe because naa incorrect na mga grammar so he considers this as humurous..

[Forgotten-Isle]

crazzzyy... but has a message..

[GYM]

no comment

[kolz]

Sounds like Singlish to me (Singaporean English)