NORTH KOREAN MISSILE TEST DELAYED BY WINDOWS 8??O.o

[Maylyn]

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APRIL 11, 2013
NORTH KOREAN MISSILE TEST DELAYED BY WINDOWS 8
POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test has been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

Source: North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8 : The New Yorker

- Hahahaha! Unsa'y masulti ninyo ani mga Bro and Sis?! Tinood kaha ni??Kung tinood man gani og NGANO Windows 8 paman jud gamit?pwede man XP or Win7?hahaha!

[moy1moy1]

declaring war on microsoft.. srsly?

[madmike]

mac man ang gamit nila? ila gi installan og windows 8? hahahaha

[drew_ortega2k11]

ahahahahaha kuyawa ahh pasanginlan man ang OS..loshlosh tabachoy maayo rakas storya PAGPUYO oi kung d ka gusto ma ginaling if mo strike na ang US.

[masakiton]

dili man sa pag laban ha pero naa man mga SW dili mo dagan sa higher nga OS
naa ko naka istorya engineer (few years ago.. basin na resolve nato) ... ila software nga pag control sa lift/elevator kai sa windows 98 ra mo dagan
sa karon.. ako gi trabaho an.. naa mga system (web based) nga mo dagan ra sa IE6 ... pero sa lain version sa IE.. good luck nalang

[crossramz]

lingawa ani ui.. maka himo sila ug nuclear warheads pero dili sila makahimo ug ilahang kaugalingong system.. maypa ipadagan lang na nila sa linux..

[Golden Thief Bug]

ka joke aning supreme leader Kim Jong-un oi hahahahahaha mag agik-ik si obama ani hahahaha

[immersiondepth]

dili man reliable imong source TS - The New Yorker

The New Yorker is an American magazine of reportage, commentary, criticism, essays, fiction, satire, cartoons, and poetry.

"the news, reshuffled" ~ mao ni ang tagline sa author...

[cebugdev]

the internet: where people will just believe everything they read and see..
tsk2

[balipseyev]

Koyoto.... Abi ba nakug windows NT ila gamit...