We need to laugh more and seek stress reducing humor in our everyday lives. Laughter is the human gift for coping and for survival. Laughter ringing, laughter pealing, laughter roaring, laughter bubbling. Chuckling. Giggling. Snickering. Snorting. These are the sounds of soul saving laughter which springs from our emotional core and helps us feel better, see things more clearly, and creatively weigh and use our options. Laughter helps us roll with the punches that inevitably come our way. The power of laughter is unleashed every time we laugh. In today's stressful world, we need to laugh much more.
This is a Soulful Laughter thread. Anyone who is serious and mad here will be excommunicated, punished and tortured severely.
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03-18-2009, 10:48 PM #1
Soulful Laughter
Last edited by regnauld; 03-18-2009 at 11:16 PM.
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03-18-2009, 10:55 PM #2
BE HAPPY, DON'T WORRY!
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03-18-2009, 10:57 PM #3C.I.A.
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how do you laugh soulfully?
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03-18-2009, 10:59 PM #4Like this... WAHAHAHAHEHEHHOOOYAHOOOWAWAWEEEEEE
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03-18-2009, 11:01 PM #5C.I.A.
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laughter is the best medicine...
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03-18-2009, 11:01 PM #6C.I.A.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Originally Posted by regnauld
Like this... WAHAHAHAHEHEHHOOOYAHOOOWAWAWEEEEEE
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03-18-2009, 11:02 PM #7
A minister of a farming parish convened a prayer meeting to pray for rain during a serious drought.
Noting that on that cloudless morning the church was full to overflowing, he came to the pulpit and posed a single question to his flock.
"You all know why we're here," he said.
"What I want to know is, why didn't any of you bring umbrellas?" hahaha
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03-18-2009, 11:07 PM #8
Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God.
"I could eat," Mother Teresa replied.
So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye iand they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained quiet.
The next day God again invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey, venison, and delicious desserts. Still she said nothing.
The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She couldn't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she asked, "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand it..."
God sighed. "Let's be honest Teresa,"
He said, ". . . for just two people, it doesn't pay to cook." hehehe
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03-18-2009, 11:11 PM #9
LAUGHTER IQ TEST Points
5 pts. if you laugh till you wet your pants. 10 pts. if you wet someone else's pants.
5 pts. if you spit out food laughing. 8 pts. if you spit it across the table. 10 pts. if you spit it across the room.
1 pt. if you laugh once/day. 5 pts. if you laugh 5x/day. 10 pts. if you laugh 10x/day.
5 pts. if you have friends who laugh. You belong to a gaggle of gigglers.
5 pts. for being playful at least once/day. "Life can be the toy in your own happy meal."
10 pts. if you have laughed about a serious issue at least once. If you haven't had a serious issue in your
life, you get 15 points for your amazing luck.
10 pts. if you laugh at work whenever possible. Laughing at those work woes will help you relax.
5 pts. if you enjoy laughing about life. It's just a play, you know.
15 pts if you avoid laughing in ridicule. "No downloading."
10 pts. if you find the humor in your everyday life at least once/day. Of course, it may find you first.
10 pts. if you have no rules about laughing. What a shocking loss of control!
5 pts. if you enjoy a bit of silliness. It's cool to be silly at times.
5 pts. if you wear a funny hat now and then. Let laughter go to your head.
5 pts. if you have personal toys. 8 pts. if you play with them. 10 pts. if you play with others.
10 pts. if you laugh in public without concern others will think you're crazy.
5 pts. if you laugh in public so others will think you're crazy.
5 pts. if you enjoy the absurd. 10 pts. if you enjoy acting absurd.
5 pts. if you can laugh at will. 10 pts. if you laugh right now.
10 pts. if you laugh during ***. *** doesn't need to be serious.
5 pts. if you enjoy your laugh lines, both facial as well as verbal.
5 pts. if you like shaking like a bowl full of jelly inside and out.
5 pts. if everyone's laugh gives you pleasure. Feelin' good!!!
Now total up your points.
I will tell you what kind of person you are!
Last edited by regnauld; 03-18-2009 at 11:14 PM.
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03-18-2009, 11:23 PM #10
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
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