The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful,sexy young woman.
"You bas***d!What the hell do you think you're doing?" she says.
"How dare you do this to me,the faithful wife,the mother of your children!! I want divorce!"
The husband replied:"Wait!Wait a minute!Before you leave,at least listen to what happened."
"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast,you cheating,low life creep."
He says "While driving home,this young lady was hitching.She looked so defenseless and vulnerable that I went ahead and allowed her into my car.She was so very thin.She was not well dressed and she was dirty.She mentioned she had not eaten for three days.Out of compassion,I brought her home and warmed up the shepher pie I made last night.Remember the one that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on more weight.When I served it the poor young thing,practically inhaled it.
Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe.While she was showering,I noticed her clothes were worn-out and tatty so I decided to throw them away.Since she needed clothes,I gave her the pair of jeans that you no longer wear because they're too tight on you,I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your work mate wearing the same pair.
After she dressed ,I took her to the door where she turned around and with tears of gratitude streaming,down her cheeks,asked me:"Sir,do you have anything else your wife hasn't used for a long time?
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