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    Default SIGNS of the TIMES!


    On a laundromat washing machine:
    PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
    WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    On a College Bulletin Board:
    The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

    Outside a disco:
    MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN
    EVERYONE WELCOME

    On a maternity room door:
    PUSH. PUSH. PUSH.

    In an Office:
    Warning: Dates On Calendar Are Closer Than They Appear.

    Outside a farm:
    HORSE MANURE: $1 PER PRE-PACKED BAG -
    25 CENTS DO-IT-YOURSELF

    In a cleaner's shop:
    ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE
    FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS
    WILL BE DISPOSED OF

    On a Secretary's Desk:
    The buck doesn't even slow down here!

    In a hotel:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
    THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

    In a department store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    On a repair shop:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING
    Please knock hard - the bell doesn't work.

    In an office building restroom:
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
    PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

    On a Plumber's truck:
    We repair what your husband fixed.

    On another Plumber's truck:
    Don't sleep with a drip -
    Call your plumber!

    On a tire shop:
    INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOWOUT!

    In a veterinarian's office:
    Be back in 5 minutes.
    Sit! Stay!

    On a health food store:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

    On a fence:
    SALESMEN WELCOME!
    Dog food is expensive.


    In a non-smoking area:
    If we see smoke,
    we will assume you are on fire
    and take appropriate action.

    At an optometrist's office:
    If you don't see what you're looking for,
    you've come to the right place!

    On a funeral home:
    DRIVE CAREFULLY. WE'LL WAIT.

  2. #2
    hehehehe kaLingaw ani kung sabton ug maayu HAHAH

  3. #3
    ahahah.. mag sure sila ani oi..

  4. #4
    On a repair shop:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING
    Please knock hard - the bell doesn't work.
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    hahaha... katawa jud ko ana nga SIGN...

  5. #5
    On a Plumber's truck:
    We repair what your husband fixed.



    nice nice nice... maau ni himoon gyud ug sign hahaha sa t-shirt ^_^ sa mga plumber man

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