One day, a man and his pet monkey went to a club. All the things the monkey saw, he ate.
Manager: Sir! Bantayi gud nang unggoy nmu!! pataka ra ug kaon! tan.awa oh! ang cue ball ge kaon na sa karaho!
Man: Aw.. sagdi lng gud.. Pila mn na beh.. bayran nako..
The man paid the manager the bill and they left.
The week after, they came back. But the monkey acquired a new ability: before it would eat the certain object, he puts it first in his butt and then eat it.
Manager: Oh sir! Lahi na lgi pd na ug style imong unggoy? Mura ma'g e saw-saw daan sa lubot and mga butang.
Man: Mmm? liman ka'g ge lamon niya ang cue ball! sus pagkalibang tawn niya, naglisod cya ui! Mau na karun, e sukod niya una sa iyang lubot before niya kan.on arun igka libang niya, dli na mu aberia!
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10-25-2009, 08:01 PM #1Junior Member
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monkey business
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10-26-2009, 08:30 PM #2Elite Member
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butangiiiii!!! hahahaha
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10-26-2009, 10:15 PM #3C.I.A.
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hahaahahaha
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10-26-2009, 10:20 PM #4Junior Member
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bwahahahaha may sad dah. lingaw na joke dili nimo ma tag-an daan.
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10-28-2009, 08:21 AM #5Junior Member
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nyahahaha....bright na unggoy..
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11-02-2009, 06:50 PM #6
ahahahahaha. . amawa . .
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11-02-2009, 07:58 PM #7Junior Member
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hahaha.. pagka unggoy jud ug utok oi!! hahaha
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11-26-2009, 03:53 PM #8Junior Member
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hahahaha.. kamao sad ang unggoy dah.
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11-26-2009, 04:09 PM #9Junior Member
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waaaaa...marunong sad ning ungguya..
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11-26-2009, 04:13 PM #10C.I.A.
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how cute the monkey is!!!
funny one!!
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