Big "ehem" causes stuttered speech

[whoopz]

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Patient: d-d-d-doc, i have a p-p-p-problem. i have st-st-stuttered speech.

Doctor checks the patient.

Doctor: i have found the reason for your speech problem. it seems that the reason for your stuttering is that you have a very big weapon. I have a solution for it. If we change it with a smaller one, we can solve your speech problem.

Patient: O-o-o-ok d-d-d-doc. l-l-l-lets t-t-try it.

After the operation.

Patient: wow, doctor, you have solved my speech problem. i can speak clearly and fluently now.

After one week however, the patient returns to the doctor. and he complains.

Patient: doctor, my speech problem was solved by the operation, but my wife is not enjoying our love making becoz of the smaller weapon that i have. is it possible that you can return my original big weapon back?

Doctor: s-s-s-sorry, n-n-n-no r-r-return, n-n-n-n-no exchange!

[smictague]

bwahahahahahahahha. .

[nirdle_phogi]

ppppppaaeeta diay aaaani aaaaaako pppppprobleeeeemamamma ddddddah

[amnesia]

ahahahah!!!

[smictague]

ppppppaaeeta diay aaaani aaaaaako pppppprobleeeeemamamma ddddddah

pa check up pud sa doctor nirdle. . para wa nakai problema. bwaahahahah

[smalltime Guppy]

lolz !!!!!!

[falangga_niloi]

guys talking like him means?

[deejjerjov]

..ahahaha...bantog ra...^^..now i know...

[jorge marlon]

nyahahahaha

[gARN]

Haha.. Unsay gamit sa dila?