Limang klase ng egg preservation?

Maalat-alat - salted egg

Maitim - century egg

Mabuhok - balut

Mabaho - bugok

Malibag - bah! bayag na yan!


Mga lasa ng gatas ng babae?

1. Dalagita = fresh milk

2. Dalaga = pasteurized

3. Bagong kasal = skimmed

4. Matagal nang kasal = yogurt

5. Matandang dalaga = taho

6. Lola = tokwa


A LIZARD fell on a table....

Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae

Bobo: Ay! Daga!

Kikay: Eew, lizard!

Astig: Shit, butiki!

Mataray: Shucks, butiks!

Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!;

Mahirap: Pare, ULAM!