Inspired from Murphy's Law of Sorts... (
http://www.murphys-law.com), I decided to write our own here.
Murphy's Law of Philippine Politics
1. Representatives - won't
2. You are not a movie actor/actress - politicians, take note.
3. A clean politician is a corrpution and cheat magnet.
4. Representatives and Senators does not live in the House.
5. If you are short of everything but accusations, you are in the political war zone.
6. Never share an office to anyone more clever than yourself.
7. There is no such thing as an atheist in the reading.
8. It takes four weeks to proclaim a new president, but it takes 4 days to topple the president.
9. The taxes pocketed by politicians is inversely proportional to progress.
10. If at first you won't suceed, call in the media.
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