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    Default holy potty-mouth


    a crusty old man walks into a local church and says to the secretary,"i would like to join this damn church."

    The astonished woman replies" i beg your pardon sir" I must have misuderstood you. what did you say?..

    "listen up damn it" I said I want to join in this damn church"...

    Im sorry very sir but this kind of language is not tolerated in this church and leaves her desk and goes to the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.
    The pastors agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. they both return to her affice and the pastor ask the old man. "sir what seems to be the problem here?".

    theres no damn problem here, the man says.. i just won 36M of the damn lottery and i want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.

    " I see" the pastor said. " and this is the bitch giving you a hard time"!!!

  2. #2
    haha! ah ok...

  3. #3
    wahahahahahaha....sak2 ang pastor! hgahahaha

  4. #4
    idol!

    dali-a ra ka change sa mind oi.

  5. #5
    hehe.. na-toinks na tungod sa money..

  6. #6
    wahahahahhahaha what a good.. practical pastor!!!!

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