Do Priests lie???

[BloomerBeak]

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Try not to lie, but if you do, do it as well as the priest.




A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks "Excuse me
Father, may I ask a favor of you?"
"Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies.
"Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself a superbly sophisticated
electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went
well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate
it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under
your robes?"
"I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever
able to lie..."
"You have such an honest face. Father. Surely they will never ask any
questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover.
After landing they proceed through Customs, and it becomes the priest's
turn in line.
"Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Customs officer.
"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son."
Finding this answer a little strange the Customs officer proceeds to
ask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?"
The father replies, "I have a marvellous little instrument destined to
be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."
Roaring with laughter the Customs officer says, "Go right through,
Father"
"Next!"

[exceed]

good.. hehehhe

[ragingtakyo]

i think the priest didnt lie at that intance, he just stated and declared a fact...and he was just being used by a woman.

but still gives me a laugh!

[SamuraiArcher]

kabuotan sa pari....hhahaha

[t3ChNo™]

hahahaha!

[WinFlo]

lgood one :mrgreen:

la namakak si father uy. vague lang kaayo ug answer sa question, nya lain ang pagsabot sa customs guy. hahaha

[jkid8]

[HaRL]

wahaha! idol nko ang tubag ni father !

[noynoy]

nikumpisal..

harl - pakumpisala ko padre kay ako nakasala
pari - isugid ang imo mga sala.
harl - nakapatay ko og 10 ka tao padri.
pari - ginoo ko, pagkadaghan ba nimo napatay. ngano imo man sila
gipatay?
harl - motuo man gud sila og ginoo padri, ikaw padri tuo ka ginoo?
pari - ahhhhhh.. kinsa mana siya?..

[HaRL]

ang pari si noynoy mana! nyahaha!