WORDS Women usually use...

[sinister3417]

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WORDS women usually use....

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Message: GUYS TAKE ACTION..




(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.





(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.





(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm.

This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".





(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission.

Don’t Do It!





(5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)





(6) That’s Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.





(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

(This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you’re welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").





( Whatever:

Is a woman’s way of saying F*CK YOU!





(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking

"What’s wrong?" For the woman’s response refer to 3.





(10) Do I look fat in this?:

This is a quiz, the answer is always no!

Only her girlfriends are allowed to comment on if she looks fat or not.





(11) I am over it:

As in, I am nowhere near friggin over it, but I am so disgusted with what’s going on that just saying I am makes me feel vindicated.





(12) Can I ask you a question?:

This usually never leads to anything good (beware), and will most likely lead to further questions requiring a good explanation.





(13) Here is where it gets really dangerous:

Man: What's wrong?

Woman: Nothing

Man: You seem upset

Woman: I'm fine

Man: You don't seem fine

Woman: What-the-f-EVER'

Man: I don't get it. If something is bothering you just tell me.

Woman: I said I am fine.



Run. Don't even try to figure it out.

Whatever you have done has really pissed her off.



She's not going to tell you at this point.



Inside she is seething. Let her cool off.



Do something nice like go out and pick up dinner, or do a load of laundry.

Trust me, at this point, you aren't getting laid today anyway, but by doing something nice you might get her to open up and tell you what you did.

[ierolennail]

hahahahah...EXACTLY....you guts got to figure this out..hahaha

[l_a_t_i_k_a]

hahahaha so true!

[maitoots]

so true to the last word hehehe ka swerte nmo to figure this out.. maynta mkabasa mga guys ani arn naa cla daghan idea

[babypaupau]

hahahaha....true

[ierolennail]

ang lalaki na dili kasabot ani and can't figure this out..ehem...paksit..you better disappear..hahahaha..joke..hihhihih

[eirawn]

if you understand a woman..... you are a woman...

[maitoots]

if you understand a woman..... you are a woman...

if you understand a man.. you are a man?

[ierolennail]

if you understand a man.. you are a man?

hahaha...mao jud..i bet lalaki nag comment ato..hehehe...duh,do they ever wonder why we have the X and Y chromosomes??that somehow gives a little theory why men at times feel like women,and vice versa..bsan apilon pa nato ang androgen and estrogen para ksabot sila nato..

[maitoots]

hahaha...mao jud..i bet lalaki nag comment ato..hehehe...duh,do they ever wonder why we have the X and Y chromosomes??that somehow gives a little theory why men at times feel like women,and vice versa..bsan apilon pa nato ang androgen and estrogen para ksabot sila nato..

heheh sis kalawn ani oi samot d ka sawm nga laki ani mo ingon ra na nga ininglesa nlang ininsik man na hahahah