Try to find a DVD of Season 1 of Penn & Teller's show on Showtime! Cable channel... (I won't name their show coz some people here might find the show's name offensive).
Episode 8 presents a very entertaining view of the Creationism vs. Evolution debate.
It ends with the following comparison:
Real Science (Changes):
1. Observation
2. Hypothesis
3. Testing
4. Debate
Pseudoscience (Rigid):
1. Fiction
2. Asserting
3. Insisting
4. Twisting Facts
5. Torturing
I'll leave it to you to figure out which is which.