Japan offers to buy metro manila for $57 billion

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Tokyo, Japan - Noting that Metro Manila’s traffic, infrastructure and housing problems can no longer be solved by the Philippines’ National Capital Region, Japan has offered to buy Metro Manila for $57 Billion.
The Japanese government, acting on a report by the Japan International Cooperation Agency (JICA), made the offer to Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada and Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay. By purchasing Metro Manila, Japan hopes to implement JICA’s “Dream Plan” to solve once and for all Metro Manila’s decades-old woes.
The dream plan seeks to achieve by 2030, the five “No’s” considered to be the ultimate key to the revival of the dying metropolis : no traffic congestion, no excessive transport cost burden for low-income groups, no households living in high hazard risk areas, no barriers for seamless mobility of people and no air pollution.
Under the purchase proposal, Metro Manila will become a Prefecture of Japan and both the local and national governments of the Philippines will totally give up ownership and control of Metro Manila which consists of 17 cities and towns.
The only remaining obstacle to the proposed purchase is to determine how the $57 Billion will be divided among Philippine President Noynoy Aquino, Estrada, Binay and the rest of the mayors of the cities and towns of the metropolis.

source: JAPAN OFFERS TO BUY METRO MANILA FOR $57 BILLION

[brownie]

cebu nlng unta ila paliton....sakto ra na presyoha

[H.Wolowitz]

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[Doge]

hahaha satyr XD

[The Rocker]

di ko sugot nya ang presidente ani maoy maka bulsa sa kwarta og matinuod ni .

[Iamalbertrebs]

thats ridiculous.. asa man sad kuno mapunta ang kwarta? sa mga pulitiko..

neehhhhverrrrr minddddd

[The Rocker]

maygani fiction news ra ni

[cliff_drew]

Here's the truth.

Japan presents $57-B
$57 billion blueprint for a super capital region | THE FILIPINO TIMES

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Wala pa gyud tay hanaw bahin ining urban planning,
ang naas sulod sa ulo sa mga hingtungdan nga naa sa gobiyerno ang panapi ra gyud,
kaluoy gihapon sa pilipinas.

[Hammer_and_Sickle]

wala mn na'y kwenta imong source ts, hahahaha, satire mn na hahahahaha