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[Juvil John Soriano]

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kaning NTSB agent nga nag relay nila sa mga names basin half pinoy ni....hahaha..

Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born during Sunday = Lyn Go
Born with malice = Mali Sia
Born angry with someone = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Huan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Li
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin
Born ugly = Kaw Yan
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka = Nath Ting

actually those jokes started with the chain e-mail, regarding "how to speak chinese in 30 seconds"

it's a bad joke but funny non the less.

[Vino Kid]

sakit sa mag una una ug balita nga wala giverify kung tama ba mali..... bleeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh bwahahahahhahah

pareha ra ni atong rizal hostage, giinterview ang igsuon tua nagwala ang amaw nga police...

[jeremiahjay]

Katawa man nako sa mga names..di sa sayop or sa nahitabo..

[C'thulhu]

Looks like its not going to be funny for long...

Asiana to sue over bogus pilot names gaffe

SEOUL, South Korea - Asiana said Sunday, July 14, it was planning lawsuits against US transport authorities and a TV station for mistakenly confirming and airing false and offensive names for the pilots behind its fatal crash in San Francisco.
Fox network affiliate KTVU news Channel 2 in Oakland identified the pilots of the Asiana Boeing 777 that crashed last weekend as "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk," and "Bang Ding Ow."
KTVU cited the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) as its source, but quickly realized the mistake and apologized.
The NTSB later apologized for the "inaccurate and offensive names that were mistakenly confirmed" as those of the Asiana pilots -- and blamed the mistake on an intern.
Asiana however said the incident had "seriously tarnished the dignity of the four pilots as well as the company".
"We are planning legal actions against KTVU that aired the report as well as the NTSB that confirmed the names," the air carrier said in a statement.
Three people died when Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crashed while landing at San Francisco International Airport on July 6 and more than 180 were injured. - Rappler.com

[adrianna]

lol.. ahaka. sum ting wong jud

[hobie]

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