Call Center Bloopers

[raissah]

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Agent: Hi Ma'am, my name is blah blah blah and calling from.. May I speak with the head of the household?
Kid: uhmm.. lady... I don't understand you.. would you like to speak to my mom?
Agent: Sure. Please put your mom on the phone for me, please.
Mom: Hello? who's this?
Agent: Hi mom (ma'am), my name is...

[brian joshua]

Agent: Hi Ma'am, my name is blah blah blah and calling from.. May I speak with the head of the household?
Kid: uhmm.. lady... I don't understand you.. would you like to speak to my mom?
Agent: Sure. Please put your mom on the phone for me, please.
Mom: Hello? who's this?
Agent: Hi mom (ma'am), my name is...

nag mom nman gd na...magtuo to naa to cyay anak sa lain

[tattooed_soul]

Kani moy pinaka the best ne call center bloopers:

1. Thank you for calling to you how may I help you?
2. So you will have 1 children with you in this flight?
3. Ok maam first can you give me first your first name first and you last name first?
4. Thank you for calling your account number sir... (!!!?!)
5. So would you like to book for a flight this January nine or TANE? (as in TAne jud!!!)

hahaha. pagkaliki naman ;ang jud!!!

[dagski]

* from a friend

- online order account
agent: ma'am your item is on transit..
cx: i dont want that item.
ag: you can return the item at our store
cx: no i dont want to return it to your store... i want you to find that F* truck and stop it.. i told you lady i dont want that item
agent:.... hhhmmpppppp (maam tagai ko pliti larga ko dayun.. karon dayun)


agent na bored

welcome to **** my name is GINA MOOSE... bisaya pa.. ginamus ....
naa pa sad usa... hi.. my name is FITA MARIE ---- gutom na ni sya.. hhahahahaha

welcome to *** my name is **** ... hello customer can you hear me?.... hala.. naka mute diay

[drew_ortega2k11]

my teammate's bloopers...naka-idlip syag kad**** kay perting duka-a na then mao ni ang nahitabo..

TSR: thank you for calling tra** wireless, my name is aimee is that correct??
Cust: what??i don't think so!!!

- nosebleed ang tupad nga rep!!nyahahahahaha...amawa!!

[dropdeadgorgeous]

In my team just recently:

Customer asking for a detailed payment of the service:
J: Okay sir, let me break it up for you... $49.49 is for...

J: Where's your dad? Please tell him I'm calling about his order.
Customer: Okay, i'll call him.
J: Yes pls, just dont hang me up.. OK?

Offering wireless:
CL: The modem has free wireless.
deaf customer: Free whaaaat? Sandwich?

[domz79]

mabuang ko katawa hehehe..naka relate siguro ko hehehe

[pinkpumpkin]

Agent: Can i hold u sir?
Cx: No you can't.. we're miles away..
After putting Cx on hold
Agent: Thank u for calling ****** my name is ****
Cx: What I thought u just put me on hold?
Agent: aiii yes sir, thank u for waiting..

[lonewoulfen]

kani dili ni ako, from a friend pero tinuod ni..

Customer: F**k you! what is wrong with you people?! i have been calling for several times already and yet i did not get any action?! F**k you! F**k you!

Agent: Sir, pls Sir, stop f**king me!

thats a good one... i think i had few bloopers then - i used to work for a good call center, sykes - certainly during the early stages of when we were released to the floors, but it was fun.

[maze0427]

from a friend/teammate naku sa cvg:


agent:NORA, theres no problem with ur internet connection or your modem, the problem is with ur router,u have to call LINKSYS...

cust:I dont understand wat ur saying,there isnt any problem with my LINSKY,its brand new,its ur modem thats causing all of
these problem with my connection,i know that ur just reading a script........

agentirate na ang bayot)No Mam ,I'm not reading a screeeept from my scrin!!!!(heheheheeheh...ngkabali gud ang show sa kalagot)




another call from same agent:

agent:Thank your for calling TWC,nico speaking?how can I help u today?
cust:I cant connect to the internet.
agent:My apologies for that inconvenience, let me assist u with ur internet connection.....Can u give me the brand of your modem and router?pls also tell me how many lights are on right now...
cust:why are u asking me all of these IRRELEVANT QUESTIONS?
agent: (nashock sa term na irrelevant!)IM SORRY UR HONOR!Toinks....hahahahahahahahah)