Call Center Bloopers

[doritos_ug_mr_chips]

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cust: may i speak with your supervisor?
agent: yes ma'am..pls stay on the line..

lingi2x xa ngita ug sup dawbe ky busy mn tanan..balik xa sa cust and gi usab iya tingong pretending to be the supervisor..

agent: hi this is mark, kevin's supervisor..how can I help? (awkward pause)
cust: ...i know you...kevin, give me your supervisor! (nabuking)
agent: yes ma'am, yes ma'am..(kara2x pangitag sup)

dah lagi! hahahaha

hahaha boking si padre! bugoya atong ig.agaw naku brader ui. hehehe

[doritos_ug_mr_chips]

Nag work ko call center before. Naa ko barkada didto eper nganlag General! Idol! Blooper sa tiguwang! hehe

Pagsulod sa call:

General- Thank you for calling Customer Service! My name is General, is that correct?
Member- How the F am i suppose to know!?

[doritos_ug_mr_chips]

Kani ai. Sa akong barkada nga gipa chat. Ang member kay taga China.

Kiven: Thanks for contacting customer service. My name is Kiven! How can I help you today?

Member:▲▲!

Kiven: ◘ ◘◘ ○?

Member:▲▀▲

disconnect ang member ui. hahaha

[harispilton]

Agent nga nagduka while nag take og call

Customer: Where do I go from here?

Agent: (gialimongawan) scroll down at the end of the page until you see the mickey mouse Icon

Hahahaha..medyo simang ra kaayo to think nga financial account ang gi handle ba.

[wubby]

AKoa ning kauban panghitabo.

While taking calls nya nagpaminaw ra niya ang QA.

HIM: Hi! good morning! this is Joal from____. I would like to speak to MR.-- please?
CUSTOMER: Yes this is he. But do you speak arabic?
HIM: IM so sorry sir but i dont speak rabbit!

HAHAHAHA to the highest level mi naminaw samotan na g.speaker pajud dungog kau iyang call.
ing,ana na xa kalinga pero kataw.anan!

[wubby]

Akoa napud ni...
Nagkaon mi mangga before ko nkahinanok ug tulog kay buntis akong tupad. Ug sa dihang nkatulog ko kadjot nag take calls.

On the other line na ang customer...
Ako naalimungawan bag.ong mata.
ME: Hi this is donna! LAmi kau ang mangga ba aslum kaau noh?.
CUSTOMER: What d f*cking are you saying! Are a u an indian?

hahahahaha wa na memo daun NTE daun ko kay vernacular nya natulog pajud hahahaha!

[wubby]

NAPA LAIN...

ME: Hi this is Donna form--,i would like to speak to your IT manager please?
SECRETARY nga MALDITA: What? WHO?
ME: yes madam,to your IT MANAGER?
SECRETARY NA MALDITA: TOT TOT TOT (gi hung up ang phone)

Suko na kau ko ako gtawagan balik.

ME: MAdam i've called you lately but it seems that you dont want to talk to me and hanged up the phone! Whats your problem?!
SECRETARY: Im so sorry for that,I'll transfer you now.

HAdlok lagi hahahahaha! maldita kau mau nang unhan y HELLO2x.

[pupu]

NAPA LAIN... ME: Hi this is Donna form--,i would like to speak to your IT manager please? SECRETARY nga MALDITA: What? WHO? ME: yes madam,to your IT MANAGER? SECRETARY NA MALDITA: TOT TOT TOT (gi hung up ang phone) Suko na kau ko ako gtawagan balik. ME: MAdam i've called you lately but it seems that you dont want to talk to me and hanged up the phone! Whats your problem?! SECRETARY: Im so sorry for that,I'll transfer you now. HAdlok lagi hahahahaha! maldita kau mau nang unhan y HELLO2x.

Hung up..........

[quirkychinita]

Gania sakong call naay nasaag samong linya...


Le me: thank you for calling ___telephone banking my name is______

CX: Help me please, i need your help, could you tell me the number of 911?

Le me: 911?

CX: yes 911, please help me, I saw somebody bleeding meters away from me were in the middle of nowhere.

Le me: 911, sir.

CX: Oh!

Toot---toot---toot--toot (nauwawan siguro!)

mau na na ron! pagka brayt ba nimu sir!!!

[budi]

Gania sakong call naay nasaag samong linya...


Le me: thank you for calling ___telephone banking my name is______

CX: Help me please, i need your help, could you tell me the number of 911?

Le me: 911?

CX: yes 911, please help me, I saw somebody bleeding meters away from me were in the middle of nowhere.

Le me: 911, sir.

CX: Oh!

Toot---toot---toot--toot (nauwawan siguro!)

mau na na ron! pagka brayt ba nimu sir!!!

hahaha LIKIA nimo..