Call Center Bloopers

[duke pikaso]

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here are my stories

RING RING!
CSA: Thank you for calling (blah... blah... blah...) this is Betty Speking how may I help you?
Caller: Okay, Miss "Peking" I would like an authorization code....
(Gosh, Nagkasundo sila sa surname? Duh!)

Clmt: (clmt was keyspelling his current location....)
CSA: okay sir, that's A for "Alpha"... M for "Mike".... O for.... for... "OSAMIS?" <-----saang probinsya kaya galing to

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Cust: Smith
CSA: May I have ur first name?
Cust: Terry
CSA: Thank u Mr. Terry!

bet : okay ma'm from what i see here we need to verify your add...do you have a tel num of your neighbor libing in the same street?
cust : what?
bet : ma'm if you have a tel num of your neighbor libing in the same stree

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1. Sir, kindly state your first and last name starting off with your area code?

2. Sir, do you happen to remember your first name, please?

3. Agent: So how long the camera?

4. Ma'am, please turn off all electrical appliances within the vicinity of your modem. This might be causing the interference.

5. Customer: So what do I do now?
Agent: Click on the OK button, and now let's keep our fingers crossed....

6. Customer: So are you a boy or a girl?
Agent: Well, let's just say a little bit of both....(Nyah!)

7. Sir, let us not tamper with the Safe mode. It was placed there for a purpose!

8. Customer: Mr. Stanley just stepped out of the house. This is his wife.
Agent: Can you ask him to step back in again, ma'am?

9. Customer: So do I turn the camera over?
Agent: Yes, sir. You would have to turn yourself over. Right, Sir.

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tech: sir, i want you to type "restore"...R as in Robert, E as in Echo, S as in...

cust: wait wait wait!!!...How do u spell echo?

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tech: sir, type P as in Paul

cust: what?! B as in Ball?

tech: no sir, P as in Peter!

cust: OWWW...B as in Beer!!!

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American cust: Y as in You! E as in Eco 2 3 1
Indian tech: Y as in U? or Y as in...Y?
American cust: Y as in YOU!! Y starts with a W! reffering to (why)
Indian tech: ok sir, so your service tag in W...E231
American cust: F@#k Y@# m0r0n!! (then hangs up the phone)

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customer (very irate!!!): don't say ok becoz it's not ok!@$%!^!!!!!

agent: ........ok... (at nagwala ang ating mahal na customer!!) hehehe.

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agent: I'm sorry but this is the only department that handles the calls of our customers.

customer: and what department are you?

agent: call center

customer: a what?!!
(cust service diay toh!!)

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ech support: ok sir, can u pls type cmd on the run field
client: what?!!!
tech support: cmd sir
client: (irate!) WHAT IS THAT?!!!
tech support: ok!!! c as in CLIENT, m as in MUST and d as in DIE (ngaiks!!!) hehehe

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agent: (gave an assumptive question to get the billing add) so ma'am, youre still living at P.O. Box ......
customer: honey, i dont live in a box. i have a house.

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agent: (speaking to a kid) so, is ur mom in ryt now?
kid: wait up...mooooom!!!
hello? (still the kid, prentending to be his mom)
agent: so ur mom isnt there, is she?
kid: what are u talking abt? im the lady of the house...
agent: (g@go to ah!) alright, can i speak with ur husband then?
kid: maaaartin! somebdy wants to speak with u...
whos this? (still the kid, this time, tatay nman cya kunwari)

hmpf! bata pa kup@l na..

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more to come!!

[kyuusai]

[bobbyb]

CSR (thick Ilonggo intonation): Thank you for calling ABC. How may I help you todeey?

Cust: Theres something wrong with my connection. I can't make long distance calls!

CSR: I'm sori to her dat ser. May I hab your fone number fleese?

Cust: Sure! It's 455-6798. By the way, are you Filipino?

CSR: Yes, ser!

Cust: I'm Filipino too. Ilonggo, right?

ICSR: Baw, Linti! How do you know I'm Ilonggo when I'm espeakin' in Inglis?

[ZikE]

ahahahah

[lana21]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[c_cebrecus]

faeta aneng mga gahe ug fronun-c-teon oe!

[tedspeed74]

"...sir, i need u to click on the .. kuan, the right button of your mouse..."

"...you mean, your view cannot be paged...?" --- naa pa diay pager karon?

"...ah...page does not matter? no problem, we can fix that..."

"...ok, so click on START, the go to CONTROL PLANET..."

(kadaghan na ni): "....ma'am u need to close your WINDOWS...(silence)...", "...(customer) ok, the windows are closed now..."

"...i have a problem with my foot switch!...","...your foot switch, ma'am...?", "...yes, the one that has two buttons..." (MOUSE, DAMMIT! MOUSE!)

"...my computer screen is all black! i was using the computer yesterday!...", "...ma'am, let's turn ON the computer first..."

[betadine]

kani dili ni ako, from a friend pero tinuod ni..

Customer: F**k you! what is wrong with you people?! i have been calling for several times already and yet i did not get any action?! F**k you! F**k you!

Agent: Sir, pls Sir, stop f**king me!

murag kaila man ko ani!.. asa nag trabaho imo friend bai?.. murag kauban mi trabaho!.. wahahhwhehe

[jiro]

on site: hi, how do you mute my computer? they can hear me talking...
me: (thinking) .... hmm.. (remove the microphone from computer)
... silence...

[lana21]

harharhar