Call Center Bloopers

[GildedStar]

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ako ky callcenter ko before...

then one night ky gikan ko dance practice before ko ni duty
(during our dance practice mogamit mi ug line na "okey! from the top" meaning balik na pud mi sayaw sugod sa sugod jd)

den pag abot sa work ky kapoi na jd kaau ako lawas mao to nakatog ko while taking a call...
daun na alimpungatan ko den sa ka kurat na naa pa diay ako customer sa line ky nikalit lng ko ug ingon..

"okey ma'am! let's go FROM THE TOP!"

toinksh!

[afle_dyezah]

call center pud here..
actually, naka auto-in ko ron..
human na ako call..
tago-tago ra mi sa IT aron di ma-IR hihihi

[Mariel]

Agent: Hi, my name is Rayne. How may I help you?
Customer: (Very irate) Hi, this is Mrs. Johnson! I would like to cancel my account with you guys!
Agent: I'm really sorry to hear that. May we know what's the reason?
Customer: Your friggin' DSL connection isn't working! I don't have any internet!
Agent: Is the DSL light on your modem on?
Customer: What "light"?! I don't see any light!
Agent: Please turn on your modem, Mrs. Johnson. . .
Customer: Oh, you have to turn it on? (Doinks!)

[GOthique]

+++ bLoOpers?! daghan.. MAam! THANK YOU FOR PATIENTLY "WETTING" nyahahahaa instead of "WAITING" aKo friend nag say ani..coz first day of nesting..super nervous..

[neykolet]

Pirte nakong lingaw uy! I'm not a call center agent but soon to be...

OT: Hi to Keishlat, anak ni Ms. Leah

[cc(,``o]

another call that i can remember.

lady: I want to close this bank
me: (what!) you mean you want to close this account?
lady: no, I want close bank.
me: (scratches head) are you asking what time our bank closes?
lady: yes, time.
me: ma'am you have to call our banking dept for that. do you have a pen and paper so i can give you their number?
lady: i want go close bank today.
me: they would have typical business hours but just call this number to be sure.
lady: what is business hours?
me: please just call this number to be sure.
lady: you don't talk well you know.
me: the number is xxxx000
lady: you don't talk english well. do you have California number?
me: (shakes head) ma'am its xxxx000
lady: xxxx siro siro siro
me: rght! call number!

*i give up! she clearly speaks with an Asian accent


this happend on a call being transferred to escalations and after giving all the necessary infos
esc: okay, u may go ahead and transfer
me: okay, thank you for calling....ooooooops
esc: hahaha...
me: i mean thank you and have a great shift

[janoval]

any bloopers na?

[john_yo]

ka lingaw baya nila. hehehe

[iRviNe]

kani dili ni ako, from a friend pero tinuod ni..

Customer: F**k you! what is wrong with you people?! i have been calling for several times already and yet i did not get any action?! F**k you! F**k you!

Agent: Sir, pls Sir, stop f**king me!

wahaha kaila kow kinsa gasulti ani.. ^^,

[bahiista]

kalingaw na nin yo work woi..hahahahahaha pero d lang ko dha