A Filipino pastor from the village decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the bundok to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging at him from a distance and he couldn’t move. "Oh, Lord," the Filipino preacher prayed, "I’m so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one last prayer request: Please make a Christian out of the bear that’s coming at me. Please, Lord!" At that very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher’s feet: "Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive ..."
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09-26-2009, 01:08 AM #1C.I.A.
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09-26-2009, 09:20 PM #2Senior Member
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hahaha..u asked for it, Father...hehe
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09-26-2009, 09:39 PM #3C.I.A.
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bwahehehehe.... diyosnon sad diay ang bear..
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hahaha. mao na diha.
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prayer before meal...
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ahahaha! nalingaw ko sa bear!
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hahahha... kabuotan sa bear nangayo pa og blessings sa food.. hehehe
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hahahaha
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nosebleed ang pastor
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bad ka! lolz! Originally Posted by crazy_lazy
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